I can fill you with real millionaire shit.

"I told my nephew Amy had to put her hand on my boob because it was on fire.

Is that the weather report?

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

#how am I supposed to feel like it’s christmas time when there aren’t any lesbians outside at all

I don’t know how to make the Yuletide gay in these conditions. :(

Love her <3

awesome

THIS IS AMAZING

so happy to see kara thrace on der

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life