very tired

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

my mother mentioned that she hadn't seen me much this week, which is a trick because we live in the same house, & i was like yeah i did laundry remember. apparently the exhaustion tax for laundry kicks in 48 h after the fact & levels me for two days,

then i walked to the mailbox to rescue my magnesium glycinate from 90 degree heat & man it's not even that long of a driveway. i am flattened

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