very tired

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

The purpose of a Tumblr poll bracket is to engineer a situation in which 562 people will agree that hotdogs "beat" Last Year in Marienbad (1961), which itself has recently defeated the chemical compound phenyl ethyl salicylate, which toppled the kingdom of Silla (57BC-935AD), which killed the velvet worm that put an end to planking, and so on.