in bloom

you are just like computer file i delete you

people need to be more aware of ragebait as a marketing strategy and stop accidentally promoting companies by sharing their ads. reddit falls for this too hard.

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Nobody gave birth to me I emerged from a lake

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

does anyone know how to get the light back in my eyes?

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

They need to take me back to the lab

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options