my favourite part about dan and phil dressing each other is dan dresses phil in ways only seen in his wettest dreams while phil dresses dan in ways that will angermaxx his already chronically angry boyfriend
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my favourite part about dan and phil dressing each other is dan dresses phil in ways only seen in his wettest dreams while phil dresses dan in ways that will angermaxx his already chronically angry boyfriend

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god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.
Phil automatically calling them friends and Dan saying they still aren’t used to being able to call themselves boyfriends/partners
Phil then calling them boyfriends💙
im absolutely losing my mind over the part where dan is talking about how public sex is legal in the uk (except in public toilets) but he didnt google it. just the face he is making at the camera and the intensity of it. im laughing my ass off
That interview is so funny to me, that man was not prepared for Dan and Phil lol The way he had to hold back laughter after their Pinof clip
The way they politely tried to steer around years and years of trauma and internalized homophobia with "we want to be seen as entertainers", only for the interviewer to force them to double down and shit on influencer couples
And then he went ahead and straight up asked them about money. Honey, they spent 16 years deflecting, they're pros, they're not gonna answer your question. But bless you for trying again when Dan started answering another question instead and talked himself into a rant about marrying Phil... again.

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Dan asking Phil on the phod if he’ll get money when he dies vs Dan saying in this interview that they don’t get each others money if they’re not married. I am sensing a pattern here.
dan is only with phil for his money 😔
interviewer: how would you describe yourselves phil? are you comedians?
phil: yeah we're comedians but also just relatable pe-
dan: W̸̯͠E̶̙̣̯̞͙̦͐̓̈́͑̚͝ ̴̛̦̩͇̦͒̈́̍̐͠͝F̵̭̝̀́Ǘ̵͇̱̟͕͈̓͐͠͠C̴̼̦̮̎K̷̥͕͎̠̮̥̏ͅ ̸͉̮̒͑̆̾Ę̴̛̲͚̏͒́̑̚͝ͅA̷̢̲̰̳̠̓͐̅̓͑C̵̢̭͇͉̮̭̅̌̍͠H̸̛̫̝̽͂̈͋̓ ̸̨̞̪͓̗̳̥̏Ó̸̰̌͘͠T̸̗̥̩̈́͛̎͝H̵̢̛̘̪̭̆̊̿̍̿E̷̗̟̠̤͂̍̒̅̈́̾R̴͉̗̙̩͓̅̎.̶̪̜͙̟̟͛̇̈́̋̈̿̀ ̶̻͍͉̟͌͆̈̿̇͋Į̴̦̣̭͚̎̍́͆̄̚͘Ṉ̸͇̺͚̝̬͛ ̵̤̠̺͇̈́̓͑ͅĄ̴͔̝͓̼͈͙͆̅̿͠ ̴̜̔̅̍̋̀͠͠G̸̻̖̖͌̒̉̀̈́͆͝A̸̧̢͔̤̝̟̬̒̌̃̾̾͑͝Y̴̛̏͗̈́͜͝ ̴̩͓̈̍̐̏̽̎̀Ẅ̷͉̠̜͈͉̕A̵̧͙̣̔̔̉̕Y̴̻͂̿̎̀
Dan and Phil being interviewed by people who don’t know them is my favourite animal
Dan, he asked if being a youtuber pays well, not if you needed to marry Phil to get his inheritance 😭
sister Daniel on the national news
can you see my vision here?
it's a recipe actually because I might be cooking something

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power couple, dan and phil
How Phil looks at his partner of 16 years after saying saying gay can be a good thing:
Wait the NZ interview was actually so cute and all and I love when Dan yaps incessantly, but I love that the interviewer literally called Phil out to answer a question. Let him speak on it! Phil has beautiful thoughts in that mind.
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"we realized that if we don't get married and one of us dies, devastating implications" sorry what

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Okay, so that was not for us, that was for a straight audience and they STILL talked about getting married.
That was the first time they've talked about it without a joke attached.
They're clearly having some conversations about it. They haven't fully made up their mind but they're strongly considering it.
they look so happy and comfortable in this new interview i could cry