at my most parasocial

sometimes i think abt how dan howell accidentally became one of youtube's founding fathers like he really just wanted that cookie and also got a legendary career out of it 😭

honestly that was a really good golden ball question

my favourite thing about phil sharing the pinof kiss with dan through youtube is their wanking material having a view counter

phil's "i have a video of us kissing" from pinof 1 reveal followed by dan's "i would've not done the hiatus" confession in back to back videos i fear i'm living in a dream of things i never thought i'd hear them ever say

i know being gay isn't a choice bc otherwise phil would be married to charli xcx right now and not in a 16 year long relationship w his winnie the pooh ass internet stalker

THERE IS A MAN IN THE ROOM ( dan in a03)