at my most parasocial

This crowd was so great. The memes were absolute cinema. Their outfits were amazing, someone had a green shirt with "ALWAYS" written out in yellow, a truly lovely Bandito coded fit. They carried Tear in My Heart and Heavydirtysoul so well! "Ooh Josh is shirtless" in the dark right as Josh takes his shirt off for Drum Show. The loud whistles when he climbed his tower. The HOT DAD shades and THE JOSHLER KISS FLAG THAT TYLER DID INDEED SEE. This crowd knew the agenda and followed through to the max. Clikkies are incredible!!!

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

I'm gonna say it. Pizza Phuckbang 3 may be in my top 5 dnp videos. It's so peak. It's, like, the vibes are all there and the emotional chats and the drama lore dumps. I can't ask for anything more and they LIKE each other so much I can't stand it. They are so fond, especially here. I'm being hasty, but it's like. When you know, you know, you know? I have the top 5 feeling in my bones.

One of my favorite recurring bits is when Phil says something that sounds like he's commenting on the topic at hand that's really a dig at Dan/their relationship in disguise and then they both stop and giggle about it

sometimes i think abt how dan howell accidentally became one of youtube's founding fathers like he really just wanted that cookie and also got a legendary career out of it 😭

honestly that was a really good golden ball question

my favourite thing about phil sharing the pinof kiss with dan through youtube is their wanking material having a view counter

phil's "i have a video of us kissing" from pinof 1 reveal followed by dan's "i would've not done the hiatus" confession in back to back videos i fear i'm living in a dream of things i never thought i'd hear them ever say

i know being gay isn't a choice bc otherwise phil would be married to charli xcx right now and not in a 16 year long relationship w his winnie the pooh ass internet stalker