Tiffany

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there is a DIFFERENCE between two characters who just hate each others guts and are abusive and bad for each other and two characters who are RIVALS and are LOCKED in BATTLE but have a DEEP SEATED RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER and MIXED FEELINGS and perhaps even some FONDNESS? some TENDERNESS?

Batman and joker vs Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

this post was about the enemies to lovers trope but i evidently did not make that explicitly clear so when i checked my notes and saw this reply i genuinely thought you were suggesting that doofenshmirtz and perry the platypus are the DEFINITIVE enemies to lovers ship and it fucking devastated me.

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

i threw a rat at a god

The cat’s name is basically Maya Cream-nose thats so adorable!!!

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

hello, fellow apes

petition to make jeff change his username

actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

This is too specific to not be from experience

what are you, a time cop?

tumblr's "year in review" has done nothing but alert me that I operate in an unnoticed dark corner of this hellsite

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

Everything that happened from 2016 onwards feels like it happened last year

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

all customers are jared, 19

Wouldn’t it be “patroni”?

look i don’t claim to understand the science namers so the science namers don’t get to understand me/us

Even better, we thought it was extinct for 50 years, and then we just found a whole bunch in a meadow. We lost a bright purple flightless bird the size of a large chicken for 50 years.

what was the point of having red skull reappear in endgame if he wasn’t gonna come face to face with steve, he’s literally one of the most well known captain america villains😭 and then the writers saying steve wouldn’t recognize him, bitch he literally has a red skull, what’s there not to recognize😭

november is the thursday of months

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level