remember to duck

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

It also means that we can, indeed, tax the hell out of billionaires and they will not suffer at all.

yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning

I have this on mute, but I can still hear this in his voice even after 20 years

ok it's been 2.5 years since i moved to washington state and i still barely can find apple butter why is it so HARD. like it can't be THAT uncommon, can it???

What's sucks is feeling all the sugar just by looking at this

This post tastes like lunchroom trading and jungle gyms

The memories

My cavities are punching me for looking at this

My teeth and tongue started fizzing looking at all this candy 🍬

this cant be true