Don’t Bury My Ashes Far From Yours Achilles

so how are we all liking the 20s?

Sucking off my plantboy bf call me a leafblower

getting railed by my two plantboy bfs call them treetops

the whole “dress/fashion up is for girls” is so funny to me bc historically men love their silly lil themed outfits and accessories. cowboys and their leather heels and bandana handkerchiefs and spurs and hats. pirates n their slutty v necks and jewelry and belts and buttons and silk sashes. aristocrats with their wigs and decorative canes and nylons and embroidered overcoats. modern men r probably so unhappy bc they’ve never dressed more basic / boring and r ignoring hundreds of years of their fashionista ancestors yelling from the afterlife at them 

all these posts about people clutching their pearls about seeing bare titties at pride make me laugh because at last year's pride i met a cishet guy who had no idea what was going on and had joined because he saw bare titties and thought "those people look like they are having fun, and also i can see tits for free" and he asked me about what was happening and let me explain LGBT struggles for some time before telling me he had a transgender cousin and he was going to make sure to be there for her in the future. bare tits will be the beacon to world peace

every time someone’s like “so MEN think they can be SEXIST? what if we EMASCULATED THEM? haha! not so Manly getting pegged or wearing a skirt or being a homosexual or whatever now are you?? girl power!” i want to hit them over the head with like. any book. using misogyny as a weapon against men does not solve misogyny use your fucking brainnnn

like oh so your snappy response to the idea of women being treated as lesser is to imply that being like a woman is humiliating? Did you secure the likes? Did you get the engagement?

the moral of the story is that if I ever sound incomprehensible but I'm speaking with utmost confidence, you're usually not the crazy one

Reading Calvin and Hobbes as an adult is a VERY different experience than reading it as a kid.

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal