The Ultracheese

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

we gave your drink an infection

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

allrecipes.com

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Article about it here. 

what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in the city (bus rapid transit, train stations). Just removing highway alone isn’t going to make traffic better, the bigger part of the story is that they improved public transportation. And the current mayor wants to do more - cyclist lanes and reinstate a tram system

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here