The Ultracheese

i missed this post

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

Cant fucking believe they nuked a blog just sharing videos from xhs. What possible community guidelines could they have broken?

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

Reverse Jesus sinned for your dice

don't you mean Sesuj

No, that's inverse Jesus. This one lived for your grace

Ooooh, so Susej it is

That's opposite Jesus. She kills in order to sin against you.

Judges ?

That's "judges" in French

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson