as sure as night is dark and day is light

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

june 1st in the pitt santos says langdon is homophobic if he’s mean to her this month langdon hits her with the right back atcha and she’s like what? he tells her he’s bisexual and santos spends the rest of the shift trying to prove that he’s lying for clout. langdon shows her a picture of him doing body shots off of a twink and she’s like. okay well you could just be an alcoholic that doesn’t mean you actually fuck men. it comes to a head when garcia gets tired of their shit and shows santos a picture of langdon in med school making out with his frat boy situationship (they both later married women and the guy tries to deny that he was ever gay despite frequently telling langdon he’s a better fuck than his current wife) and santos is like. fine okay whatever faggot