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Original Fiction:
Latticework - Post-post-apocalyptic reunion sickfic; unexpected regrowth after the end of the world.
contains: sneezing (illness), fever, caretaking, h/c, whump, f pov, m illness
All Teeth - Allergy vignette in the glow of a healing spring.
contains: sneezing (pollen allergy), mlm
What Guards the Gates - Part 1-6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13-14 | Part 15 | Epilogue I | Epilogue II
How to shake down a mysterious cult for its world-ending secrets when your party is falling apart, your sorcerer catches a cold, and all of it starts to hit a little too close to home.
contains: sneezing (common cold), allusions to torture, fever, caretaking, h/c, whump, injury, fantasy violence, regular violence, xenophobia, zealotry, death/grief, mlm
Sea Legs - Ruthless butch pirate captain whose name strikes fear into the hearts of men humbled by regionally-specific hayfever and her right-hand-woman/ship’s medic/frenemy with benemies is no help.
contains: sneezing (pollen allergy), fantasy violence, wlw
Left Hook - Part 1 | Part 2
Career scoundrel who lands on his feet 9/10 times finds out what happens on the tenth time.
contains: fever, illness, magical affliction (curse extraction), injury, whump, caretaking, h/c, fantasy violence, fluff, mlm
Cyanometer - Part 1 | Part 2
Ex-cleric, ex-adventurer finds both lives harder to walk away from than anticipated.
contains: sneezing (common cold), overworking trope, cold denial (sort of), pov character with cold, m illness
Uncultivated - Fish-out-of-water has no idea what's going on in a place nor what to do about the fact that it's making him sneeze to be there.
contains: sneezing (unknown irritant or allergy), pov character sneezing, mlm
Flycatcher - Trainhopping, derailed. (Figuratively.)
contains: sneezing (hayfever), emotional whump/angst, allusions to drug use, fantasy violence, SwH lite, nb pov, m sneezing
The Lost Library - Once-per-century exploration opportunity and the dust might be more unbearable than the company.
contains: sneezing (dust), petty bickering, magical malfunction lite, m allergy
Too Dark to Tell - Respite interrupted by night-blooming flowers.
contains: sneezing (pollen allergy), mlm
This Sunless Now - Part 1 | Part 2
Reunion in the endless rain.
contains: sneezing (common cold), fantasy violence, pain/injury/wound description, allusions to natural disasters, allusions to fantasy war, h/c, whump, mlm
Adrift - Career scoundrel with nowhere to run (except a fever).
contains: sneezing (common cold), f pov, m illness
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Really into the idea of someone who is shy to confess that they have a cold to a person they’re close to, but will turn around and proclaim it openly to their worst enemy.
Whump concept where they wake up confused and disoriented in time second, mortified about what they may have been doing in their sleep first (and third).
+ bonus question, do you include spellings as you're writing/doing art, or do you go back and write them afterwards? It breaks my flow if I stop to spell out sneezes, so I always mark a highlighted "x1 stifled" or whatever in the text and then come back and write them all out at once at the end.
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"Of all the damnable... hHH'd... wretched... hahh'EH...! things - ! hh'ATZSH'SHOOh!!"
"I would stay out of there if I were you," Gunther said without raising his eyes from his book.
It was his stock phrase for such occasions, practised over many years. Nobleman or minister, officer or dignitary, king or even commoner or servant - all were one and the same in this particular guardpost. He had sent them all away from the door with equal prejudice. Or then perhaps equal magnanimity, considering Julius -
" - SNF!... haATZCHH'h!! Who gave himb the least authority?! A vote without mbe! Not even a damned deba'h... de'hHH'ihhh...!
"Damned unconscionable," Gunther threw in his token support in a louder voice, still not looking up. Sometimes that helped. Sometimes it only incensed Julius further until his ranting dissolved into coughing and he to exhaustion and at last to bedrest. Either way was a positive in Gunther's accounting. "Should be illegal."
"- shou'hh- dh-D'ZSHHH'SHUH!!"
"Just as you say."
The newest arrival, still standing just inside the door next to Gunther's chair, chuckled faintly.
Gunther glanced up.
"Don't damn well be mollifying mbe," Julius growled wetly in the living room. His snuffling could be heard in every corner of the house, and the rustling of his blanket as he paced trying to settle on a piece of furniture to take his fist. "I'd be putti'g a stop to it if it weren't for you two. Breach of protocol... snf!... he a'd the rest of the Block... damned cond... condspirac'ihHH-!"
Where he sat, Gunther had just the right line of sight to follow the newcomer's walk into the living room and catch the moment he met Julius on his circuit.
He shut the book: the entertainment was shifting.
"SNF! If I'd not givend mby word to - damn your eyes, Aneas."
"You," Aneas said very gently as he put his hands on his lover's shoulders to ease him down into the fireside seat, "will one day brood yourself to death."
Julius glared at him, then sneezed furiously in lieu of a sensible answer.
"Changing of the guard?" Gunther called from the doorway.
"No," Aneas called back. Julius's sputtering protests were lost to a wheezing cough, and he was forced to retreat behind his lover's fresh handkerchief. "The vote has been called off."
"What!"
"Just so. Duke Sisskund's wife was quite cross with me. She said," one corner of Aneas's serene mouth turned just up, "we should have quarantined poor, sneezing Julius before his and the Duke's meeting yesterday."
Julius made a strangled, disbelieving noise. Gunther doubled over laughing and dropped the book as he slapped his thigh. "There you are, Dienes, the best justice of all!"
"Quarantine," Julius choked out. "H'YZZCH'SHOO!! Poor, sneezing Julius. I see how it is. Damn both your eyes." He sniffed magisterially and turned around, blanket whirling capelike. "I'mb going to bed." And he did, cackling stuffy satisfaction all the way.
Thanks, everyone, for answering the call for art requests. 🙏 True to form, I’ve bitten off more than I can chew, in life, broadly, as usual—prior to even asking as well as subsequently lol—so they will not be done soon, but know that they are all happily added to the roster for the next porny drawing day, and may she have a swift return.
Part One
contains: m/m romance (really sappy in this one); allusions to death; allusions to natural disaster; injury; caught-in-the-rain trope with the brightness, contrast, and saturation turned up as high as they can go
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Ivan re-wrapped his forearm as he traipsed down the hall, tucking the loose ends under his leather vambrace just in time to bump the next door open with his hip.
The dim corridor burst open into a riot of glass and jewels and living things. He found himself standing on the low balcony of a vast, crystal atrium, hemmed by pillars of quartz thick as ancient trees and wreathed in climbing ivy. The smooth stone flooring of the palace proper gave way to an intricate mosaic underfoot; he followed its winding pattern all the way to the very edge of a mezzanine overlooking this grand cathedral to natural light. Far, far overhead hung a clear, faceted skylight, held aloft by soaring arches, high enough to kiss the cosmos (for all he could tell–puny, craning his neck to admire it from the first-and-a-half floor).
The hall was lit on all sides, sort of, by what passed for daylight here. Even cast in the cold pallor of a relentless drizzle just outside its semi-translucent walls, the geometry of this place glittered prismatic in Ivan’s periphery with every step he took, framing everything in a dreamlike opalescence that moved as he did. Every column, every tile, every image worked into the stone around him held every color he could imagine and some he may have never spared a single thought for until now. It was easy to envision this room dazzling in true daylight: flooded with rainbows, sun pouring in from all angles and igniting every smooth surface it could touch. Sunless as it was now, the hall did not fail to impress, but it was a hazy sort of wonder–a precious gem cocooned in cobwebs, weary in its beauty. Elegant, but asleep.
Ivan leaned over the railing.
Rooted at the center of the expanse sat a polished sundial of mottled stone, twice his height or more in diameter–inert, but brilliant. Its face was carved with orbits of elaborate glyphs and rich veins of malachite, etched in every mode of demarcating time or fortune that its architect could have possibly learned before their own ran out. With only the endless, unbroken grey overhead and all around, its stiff arm failed to cast any meaningful shadow. It could not tell him the time and, frankly, he could not blame it. It simply sat, portentous, pointing its static gnomon accusatorily at the heavens, holding the tension of an entire citadel in its burnished splendor.
Ivan heard the gentle rattle of a latch and watched one of many ornate doors swing open half a floor below. A hooded figure slipped through, closing the door carefully behind with a soft click before drifting across the room in the direction of the sleeping clock’s midnight. The soaked hem of a dark cloak trailed along the floor behind–rain-blackened in most places, gradienting to a deep violet at the shoulders where it had begun to dry just enough for little whorls of embroidered acanthus to stand out on the surface again.
Ivan felt a rush of sparks course through him.
The only sight he would have welcomed standing in a hall of precious stones.
He planted his boots between the rungs of the balustrade and stepped up, easily, onto the railing. Balanced there, he felt the world turn under his feet and forgot ever having been at-odds with its machinations. Rain began to pluck at the glass ceiling, and a well of sunlight filled the emptiness in his chest.
“Hail, sorcerer!” his voice rang out in the high arch of the hall. Light as a ghost, he drifted over the railing and dropped the short distance to the sunken tiles below. “Your reputation preceded me,” he said, straightening up with a crooked grin. “Else I’d’ve gotten here much sooner.”
Amaranth did not flinch, but turned to face him, slowly.
In the instant the sorcerer’s gaze fell upon him, Ivan caught a glimpse of something that forced his brazen gait to falter. He could feel the push of some unearthly veil between them, radiating in the residual gleam of uncanny light emanating from somewhere behind Amaranth’s eyes. They had been apart for days, but never more than in this moment. Something in the fathomless distance held in the tension around his eyes, the rain-slicked hair still clinging to his brow, or whatever burned inside of him now that Ivan was not supposed to see–even just for one suspended second, it hollowed him out with a terror unknown. How easy it was to imagine him like this, holding a storm in the palm of his hand, features hardened with fury and indifference, his attention lit from within by waves of boundless destruction that took more effort to restrain than to unleash. Ivan felt something he could not know settle between his lungs and squeeze. He had never had to stare it down like this, had never seen him this way, but knew, for a moment, that he was seeing through the eyes of all who had, and who had seen nothing more after that.
Worst of all, it wasn’t enough to stop him. This cruel engine drove him forward still, no glimpse of fear enough to unseal his fate.
Amaranth’s expression softened immediately. Recognition dawned, and the warm dark returned to his eyes. “Ivan…” he breathed, voice heavy with relief, awash with such devotion that it could have split Ivan in two. By the time he was within reach, his eyes reflected no afterimage of carnage, no window to any hellish magicks that he carried within him always–only the waning light from the hall and an utter adoration.
Wasting no more time, Ivan pulled him into an aching embrace–clapped him on the back and felt himself exhale. In spite of himself, his grip tightened, clutching a fistful of the back of Amaranth’s cloak, hard enough to make himself wince as the friction seared his hastily-bandaged hand. Still, he only sunk into it deeper, leaned against him, full-bodied, and was lost. Allowed himself to be held for just a moment. How long didn’t matter. Time wasn’t welcome in this doomed space.
Eventually, Ivan laid both hands on Amaranth’s chest and eased himself up so that they may speak face-to-face. He looked down to find his own chest now damp with rain and shook his head, making a show of brushing it off with a cheerful scoff.
“Where have you been?” he admonished teasingly, reaching back down to pinch the hem of Amaranth’s cloak, squeezing until water ran down the heel of his hand before he released.
He felt a quiet chuckle rumble through Amaranth’s chest more than he heard it. “Nowhere nice,” he replied with a coy half-grin. He pivoted a half-step away and pressed the back of his wrist to his nose, looking off absently for a moment, before he continued with a sniff. “Catastrophe can never seem to strike twice somewhere warm, can it?”
He committed to detaching and, in a half-shrug or less, a subtle shiver ran through him, scattering raindrops from the surface of his cloak in every direction, evaporating before they hit the floor. Ivan laid a hand on the damp patch transferred to his own clothes and found it dry, as well. Amaranth swept the cascade of dark hair out of his eyes with one hand. His gaze alighted on the sliver of white poking out from beneath Ivan’s dark leathers. He let his hand hover over it, without touching, looking it over with curious solemnity.
“What happened here?” he asked, softly.
Ivan felt a hot stinger of shame shoot through him. His jaw tightened defensively. “Nevermind,” he grumbled with an evasive smile. “I’ve gotten too used to fighting with you by my side is what happened. Sometimes it’s healthy for me to remember how to do it without the boost.”
Amaranth was quiet for a moment. Feeling pinned to a shadowbox by the look of amused skepticism on his face, Ivan decided to look anywhere else.
“A fight broke out on the ferry from Citrine,” Amaranth said calmly, as though delivering unrelated news, courtly and detached, but the corners of his eyes sharpened with oblique mischief. “--I heard.”
Eyes averted, Ivan still blinked a few times at the impact, glaring resentfully across the hall at the useless gnomon. “Oh, you heard that,” he mumbled, unable to smooth the wrinkle of defiant pride from his voice as his gaze flicked back to Amaranth, reverently looking him over.
It was unclear exactly what was off about him.
Something missing, or something weighing him down. There was nothing new in Amaranth’s posture, in the way he held himself, sharp and striking as ever. Unfair, Ivan thought, to stand before him after all these days in such unbearable, agonizing beauty. What, then? Ivan could study every contour of his face, find poetry in every muscle and bone, and never learn to read him in moments like this. But he could almost see the storm clouds that had followed him inside, watch them circling his head now. Even in all this warmth and attentiveness, he seemed somber. Worn out. Desaturated in a way that transcended the pervasive gloom of the cloud-covered hall. It was as if all these days spent standing in the rain had washed some of his colors out.
Ivan sighed, any rising mirth buttoned back up by confronting this. “Amaranth,” he said quietly, “I am not optimistic.”
He glanced over his shoulder at the formless swell of movement somewhere past the foggy, crystalline walls. Watching the shifting grey of the distant sea through this clouded prism didn’t help. It felt like standing on his toes and peeking out the windows of purgatory.
“I haven’t been to this part of the world in awhile, so maybe the local folk have gotten a little cagier, a little less trusting of strangers…” Ivan raised his eyebrows at the grumble of distant thunder. “But I think this really did come out of nowhere for them, too. Either way, it must be serious if the best answer the council could come up with was collecting every wizard who fancies themselves the greatest who ever lived at a long table and expecting them to problem-solve.” He realized he was pressing his fingers into the palm of his hand until it burned anew and hastily uncurled them. “Of all the greatest-alives I saw on that ship, none of them had the answer. And they were all full of themselves enough that they wouldn't have kept it quiet if they did. They cannot work together. Cannot set aside their egos long enough to even try. So, what’s the point of all this? They will eat each other alive before any curse gets the chance–”
He cut himself off there, feeling a prickle of self-awareness, and glanced back to Amaranth with eyes wide and apologetic, sucking in an anxious breath to delay any further flogging of his peers.
Amaranth simply looked back at him, fondly, the ghost of a rueful smile flickering across his lips as he cleared the creak from his voice. “If this is the end, they have ensured an entertaining one.”
Ivan looked up at him.
“How are you feeling?”
Amaranth frowned, puzzled. “Why do you ask me this?”
“Because I am looking into your eyes and I can tell you don’t feel well at all.”
Amaranth stared back at him, steady, unmoved, then wilted with a guilty smile. “I have not slept quite the same without you."
A heavy door beside the one through which he'd entered swung open with a sudden groan. Both of them turned.
Standing on the threshold, an angular attendant–veiled to the eyes, a set of matte horns curling from the top of their head–peered in at them with empty curiosity. Still holding the door open with one hand, they addressed Amaranth in a sibilant tongue Ivan did not understand. They were brief about it–one steady string of syllables, followed by a practiced pause. Amaranth nodded politely in response. The visitor hovered in the doorway a moment longer, but seemed satisfied with this reply. They offered a few more words, loosely, over their shoulder, with more air and thought between, before they disappeared behind the door again, shutting it without a sound.
Amaranth turned back to Ivan and, finding himself unfreed from his scrutiny, lowered his voice to a hush. “... and I will be happier when this day is done and I can return to our room,” he confessed with a disarming flash of handsome canines. He reached into his cloak and produced a silver key whose bow was bent into a sigil for the sun and offered it to Ivan in an upturned palm.
Ivan barely looked at it as he stepped forward. He reached up to stroke his hair instead--overturned the little streak of silver at his temple, then let it fall back into place. “Go now,” he murmured, running his thumb along Amaranth’s cheekbone. “I can keep my eyes and ears open.”
Amaranth sighed and blinked slowly under the tender touch, as if the rejection both of them knew he was nocking was about to wound him, too. “O, to be invisible to everyone but you…” he said in a quiet, plaintive hum–one that anyone who had ever gotten close to getting close to him might still hear in the back of their minds on a still night. One that Ivan had not passed a single one of the last thirty without imagining in his ear as he drifted off to sleep.
His hand closed around the key, lingering for a moment when he felt the chill still clinging to the surface of Amaranth’s skin. “Have it your way,” Ivan said with a smirk, making quick work of tucking the key away into his pocket.
Amaranth laid both hands softly on the peaks of his shoulders, caught his gaze and held it. “I promise you, I will see you again much sooner than the last time."
The promise came with a smile so sweet and somber, it stripped Ivan of any insistence he’d been arming himself with since the moment he’d stepped close enough to read the weary shadows that had gathered under his lover’s eyes.
Someone whose cold is NOT going to keep them from being absolutely FURIOUS and making sure that EVERYONE knows it.
Stomping through their drafty domicile with a blanket hung over their shoulders, mumbling and scheming about how they are going to make their enemy pay.
Glaring at anyone who gets in their way, and people move — not necessarily because they are scared of them, but because they feel a bit sorry for them. Or perhaps they don’t want to get sick themselves.
Of course, at one point, they do run out of energy, and they collapse onto the nearest piece of furniture (or perhaps the floor). Hopefully, someone will come along to collect them and usher them to bed.
“One of these days you’re going to brood yourself to death.”
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I made a post several months ago about begrudgingly taking my 6-year-old laptop to the store because it could not hold a charge past 30%, and the hot employee told me it’s probably going to break soon but that I shouldn’t bother spending money on fixing it [despite the fact that the company paying him certainly wants him to advise me to do that], flitted away and cleaned someone else’s screen, turned away to overpolitely stifle a sneeze into his elbow, came back and told me again not to spend money… and, anyway, my computer has worked completely fine for months now so that was a spell.
So the Guardian runs a blind date column in which two strangers go on a date and then answer a series of questions about it/each other. And this week's contains...
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I will always love, in snzfic or just media generally, the moment in dating where a character sees their partner sick for the first time. And there's that moment of 'oh, seeing you like this crystalizes something for me about the way I feel about you — I love you even wretched and pitiful like this. I love you MORE having now seen you wretched and pitiful like this'.
Somebody who can tell their partner must be getting sick because they're suddenly trying to hold back their sneezes. They wouldn't normally care about sneezing in front of their partner, but they're obviously trying to avoid it. Almost as though they're trying to hide something...