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i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

trillizard666 about to share his stupid opinion on a post: surely this will be the thing I say that makes people stop mocking me

I find it weird how you confuse laughing at someone with being mad.

i mean why else would you start a mass harassment campaign over some dude’s relatively innoffensive post

a mass harassment campaign

its like gamergate but on a smaller scale

it’s just like gamergate

yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch

im like Uber for infants

Baby driver

you need a special club to play mini golf

Baby driver

Baby driver

oh just blast me to smitherenes will you