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LOVELY QUESTION

Stefan - hallelujah the struggle is over no more squirrels. Except - will synth blood be so perfect that it gives him the same high as real blood? Lmao that would be so sad and so Stefan.

Damon - Elena puts his blood in a Stanley cup every morning. He promises her he’s not getting dessert from the necks of idiots who see him lying prone in a dark country road.

FINN - 2 dead 2 care

MARCEL - he would immediately try to monopolize the industry in the south. If you want that good red lab juice you gotta pay the House of the Rising Son.

REBEKAH - she prefers the human stuff but the fake stuff is so convenient when there’s a mob after you! Dusty aftertaste, though.

KOL - Ew, seriously? Are we going to start wearing pleather now too? Don’t tell Davina I said that tell her uhhhhh tell her I had a whole glass and said “aahhhhhhh” all satisfied when I was done.

ELIJAH - Elijah would feel very similar to Rebekah. He would monitor Marcel’s power grab, though, with equal parts pride and paranoia.

Klaus - obviously, this blood is a plot point. So Klaus can’t digest it/it weakens him. Hybrid intolerance of synthetic blood would cause a huge anti-hybrid surge in the populace, especially if humans were clued in to the supernatural world at this point. It turns out that this blood was designed to poison him specifically in a decades long plot to incapacitate the original hybrid.

Substack sicklyscribe I guess? It’s probably a bad choice so if you have better suggestions lmk