Serving Bundt In A Dharma Fearing Way

Power went out to neighborhood and now I’m doing my best Cheryl Blossom cosplay by doing my night time routine with candlelight

The closest candle I had access to was hot chocolate scented and now my bathroom smells like hot chocolate while I’m brushing my teeth. Suddenly craving for mint hot chocolate right now

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

image description: a photograph of a watercolor painting of a pigeon whose body is primarily gray with pink and green shades throughout, red eyes, and orange feet. / end description

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

they don't warn you how much you're going to love rock lee. no one tells you

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[ID: A photo of a pigeon. It does, in fact, look gorgeous.]