Shuffle

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

you shouldn't walk into miasmas that's bad for you

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to