Here for Steve Rogers

You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men... and they'll take fuckin' anyone! I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life. And that says a lot, because I've been alive for more than 200 fucking years. I’ll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing. You will never save the world. You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper. Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'll die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on all of us. (insp)

Logan: shut the fuck up

*five minutes later*

someone: why are you even with him

put your head on my shoulder

These are SETS. Not green screen, blue screen, or whatever the hell else they do with cgi these days. Actual, touchable sets. That makes ALL the difference in a movie.

The amount of love and care that I've seen that has been put into Deadpool and Wolverine is phenomenal. Well done to the entire cast and crew involved 👏

BONUS 🤭

Wolverine is canonically bisexual

Deadpool is canonically pansexual

“not all of you was asleep”

I'm pretty sure this has already been done, but I couldn't find any so here's my contribution.

and though I know how much you hate this

are you gonna be the one to save us

from the black and hopeless feeling?

will you mean it when the end comes reeling?