Assigned Uncle At Birth

He Ilya on my Shane until Canada's dry

shane spitting after scott does like "i am going to get a good grade in imitating masculine behavior"

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

Tumblr's mature content policy allows flaccid dicks, but not erect ones, and anecdotally, some artists have been able to slip previously auto-flagged pieces under the radar by enflaccinating the penises and making no other changes, which suggests that Tumblr's automatic flagging process has some sort of algorithmic boner detector – and I'm not gonna lie, I'd be fascinated to learn how that works.

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.