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trying on a metaphor
NASA
occasionally subtle

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do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me
“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.
Kinda debating that when I finish Touch Starved and Ticklish, I might write a fic where Luca joins the centaurs when he's 18 and Ilya is like 32 already. And people keep making jokes about Luca being Ilya's son and Luca drops the metaphorical bomb that he was adopted so maybe he is haha wouldn't that be funny, and then Ilya remembers the girl he lost his virginity to, the daughter of some diplomat his father was buddy buddy with that summer that he never saw or heard from again and he asks Luca when his birthday is is and Luca says it's in May and Ilya does the math and his face just goes white and he sits down in his stall in the locker room, and everyone goes silent staring, and then Shane just stands up and goes "Luca, Ilya, get your stuff, we have an appointment at a private lab in an hour." And that's how the Centaurs find out Luca actually is the biological son Ilya never knew he had.
Shane “the people’s princess” Hollander has never touched his wallet in either Montreal or Ottawa in the same way that Ilya “spiritual Bostonian” Rozanov understands that he’s either going to be horrifically overcharged or undercharged depending on the day for shits and gigs even after moving to Ottawa where they refused to let him even look at a price for anything once the Hollanov news broke bc he’s now their princess-in-law
So remember when Jacob said that the story is made up of the memories Shane and Ilya have of each other, the moments that burned themselves into their minds and stayed with them the most?
Also remember that Canada actually won Olympic Gold in the 2014 Sotchi Olympics, but it is never mentioned in the show at all because the most important thing about that time Shane remembers is being worried sick about Ilya? 😭

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there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period
Hudson Williams and Sophie Nelisse on the carpet at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards on 31 May, 2026
old fig sketch i never got to post 🎸
Roku city is pride year round and they have a straight tolerance Month instead
HAPPY PRIDE

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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis
[ID: A piece of digital art. It depicts six vials of blood of various shades for lab testing with following labels: “negative”, “negative”, “Wait a minute.”, “No wonder I’m so fucking tired!”, “negative” and “Well. It’s not lupus!”. The background is black and blank and there is a white caption in the bottom left corner reading: “8.28.25 - “Labs””.
Hozier surprised the audience performing Rihanna's "Diamonds" during "Maelstrom Kingdom" break (he actually flickered like diamond, without a filter)
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Heated Rivalry quotes in the wrong order
Ilya Ep 5 "What are people saying about me?"
Shane Ep 2 "You shouldn't be smoking."
Shane doesn't play about Ilya's health.

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buttons - hollanov - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 230 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3
“Oh my god, oh my god!” Ilya yelled, words slurring and blending together as he shot up off his seat at the bar. “Marly! Marly, do you hear this?”
Cliff Marleau, who had been talking animatedly with Shane about the game the Bears had just played against the Centaurs, turned to Ilya, his face lighting up. “ROZ! It’s our song, man!”
Screaming together, they dragged each other onto the nearby dancefloor, turning their hats backward and raising their beers as they began to bellow the lyrics in each others’ faces. Shane gaped, his lips curling up a little at the edges, as he watched his husband morph into what could only be his club persona from five years ago.
“‘Buttons’ by the Pussycat Dolls?” Harris muttered next to him, watching in amusement as well. “I feel like we shouldn’t be surprised.”
“Probably not.” But Shane was starting to get distracted as he watched Ilya unashamedly grind on Marleau, beer sloshing all down his arm, his heated gaze fixed on Shane the entire time. “Jesus Christ.”
Harris snorted. “Didn’t know your type was fuckboy, Hollander.”
He grinned at that. “I knew what I married. But he’s my fuckboy.”
The next morning, he made sure to wake Ilya bright and early for their run by blasting the same song, cackling as his husband swore in Russian and threw a pillow at him.
I just found out that “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid was written by a gay man. Now I dare you to go listen to the reprise and think of Hollanov and not get a little verklempt.
What would I give to live where you are
What would I pay to stay here beside you
What would I do to see you smiling at me
Where would we walk, where would we run
If we could stay all day in the sun
Just you and me
And I could be
Part of your world