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A/N: Expect lots of Kensi and Deeks flirting with this story, just enough plot to keep things rolling, and as much surfing as my limited knowledge can provide. I hope you enjoy it!
***
On a Wave’s Edge, Part 3
Surprisingly, Kensi endured very little teasing on the way back to the mission. They were all too busy discussing how their original plan for Meyers would need to change. From Kensi’s point of view, the surfing lesson gave her a much better excuse to meet Meyers and let him win her over than their original plan.
By the time they arrived back in OPS, they’d settled on a basic plan, but Callen and Sam wanted thoroughly vet Deeks before sending her back in.
In the past, she’d worked with less trustworthy people under significantly worse conditions, so she wasn’t all that worried Deeks would raise any flags.
“Ok, what’s this guy’s name?“ Eric asked when they made it upstairs.
“Marty Deeks.”
“Let’s see if he’s as uninvolved in Branston’s schemes as he claimed,” Callen commented.
“He seemed pretty honest to me,” Kensi said without thinking. She regretted it immediately, especially when Callen and Sam turned to her with twin knowing looks.
“Oh, is that a note of admiration I hear in your voice?” Callen asked.
Kensi groaned internally; sometimes it really sucked to work with people who knew her so well.
“No, just my professional opinion. He didn’t try to hide anything from me and even thought of things that would help. But he was also wary enough that he didn’t appear overly eager to get on my good side.
“Didn’t hurt that he was flirting the whole time,” Sam observed.
“Ok, Martin A. Deeks,” Eric said, drawing everyone’s attention to the big screen. Martin Deeks, better known as just Deeks, is the sole owner of The Perfect Wave surf shop and has been since 2008. Oh, interesting.”
“What?”
“He has a law degree, but it looks like he left the profession after a brief stint with the district attorney’s office. His record’s clean.”
“He’s cute,” Nell said, then added, “And his business has 4.8 stars on Google Reviews.”
“Any ideas why he quit law so fast?” Sam asked. “Takes a lot of commitment to get through law school and pass the bar.”
“Not really.” Nell squinted as she typed and sorted through search results. “He had a couple of verbal reprimands from judges while presenting cases, but those didn’t lead anywhere. It looks like he struggled with defending some criminal defendants who were accused of pretty awful crimes and reported a few dirty cops to LAPD. So, I’m guessing that didn’t make him super popular.” Looking up, Nell swiveled her chair around.
“Any unusual contact with Meyers? Or unexplained windfalls?”
“He sent text messages to one of Meyers cells. Both asking for confirmation of lesson times. Meyers did not reply,” Eric summed up. “Which is very rude.” He opened up a page of financial information. “Business has been steady and good. I don’t see any usually large payments or debts.”
“Oh look, he hosts monthly surfing sessions for vets and other vulnerable groups,” Nell added suddenly, her voice softening as she tilted her head. A few pictures from a public Facebook page populated on the screen.
Kensi’s squeezed with something dangerously close to affection at the images of Deeks grinning in obvious delight as he helped a child stand atop a board. She gave herself a mental shake; this was ridiculous. She’d only met Marty Deeks a few hours ago. She shouldn’t feel anything for him.
“He sounds like a real boy scout,” Sam commented dryly, drawing Kensi’s attention back to the conversation. “Alright, it sounds like you’re safe to bring him into the operation.”
“Hope you stocked up on sunscreen,” Callen added, winking at her.
***
Kensi arrived at The Perfect Wave early the day before her scheduled lesson. Eric had handled all of the phone calls with Deeks, which Kensi both appreciated and regretted.
When she walked in, the shop was completely empty other than Deeks, who sat up front with what appeared to be a month’s worth of receipts.
“Hey, Special Agent Kensi Blye,” he greeted her, his smile genuine and open despite the hour and what she had to imagine was a great inconvenience.
“Good morning. Thank you again for doing this.”
“It’s for a good cause.”
“Is your employee around?” Kensi asked, looking around as if the kid she saw yesterday might pop out of one of the few aisles.
“Jake? Yeah, I asked him to come in late today,” he explained. “I figured you wouldn’t want him to overhear anything confidential.”
“That was really thoughtful of you. Are you sure you weren’t a police officer in another life?” Kensi said jokingly.
“I’m sure you know I was a lawyer. Confidentially is kind of a big deal.” He said it with a vaguely sardonic tone and she didn’t know if it was aimed at her or himself.
“Well, that makes my job a lot easier. Just to cover all of our bases, you obviously can’t tell anyone about this. I don’t anticipate this to be a dangerous operation, but by working with NCIS you may be put into dangerous or comprising circumstances,” Kensi rattled off. “Do you have any questions?”
Deeks inclined his head and pulled a face. “As a former lawyer, I definitely shouldn’t agree to such vague terms.“ He made a show of mulling it over, then rolled his eyes. “I already said I’d help. I’m not backing out now.”
“Good. Oh, um, and my alias is Melissa Warren.”
“Sweet! I’ve always wanted to be a spy.”
“You’re not getting an alias,” Kensi reminded him, even though she figures he was joking.
“And you just killed my dreams,” he sighed, pausing a beat and made Director eye contact. It was a little disconcerting and definitely overwhelming. “I agree to all your terms and conditions, Melissa.”
“That’s going to get old fast,” she muttered. “Ok, what are doing today?”
“First, you get to pick out a surfboard, wetsuit, and accessories and then you’re gonna get a surfing crash course.” He held up a hand as if expecting an objection. “Just for my peace of mind.”
“Thinks pretty highly of himself,” Sam observed. Kensi managed not to flinch at the sudden intrusion over comms. Nell was supposed to be monitoring, but she hadn’t known anyone else jumped on too.
“I’ve had a couple lessons,” Kensi said, neglecting to mention they’d been from Eric and she’d gotten frustrated after the third time she’d fallen. Or that she’d asked Eric for a refresher on boards last night.
“Good. Then this should be simple.” He stood up, setting the receipts to the side. Once again, he was wearing a blue t-shirt, though this one was a darker shade and he paired it with an equally tight pair of jeans.
Kensi followed the broad line of his shoulders down to his waist, where the hem of his shirt had ridden up, revealing a small strip of his lower back. Her cheeks flushed at the tanned skin and she had the sudden, ridiculous urge to touch it.
Deeks turned around before she could act on her absurd impulse, his smile turning to one of mild concern. He quirked an eyebrow at her. “Are you ok? You look a little…off.”
“I’m fine,” Kensi lied. “But you could invest in better air conditioning. It’s a little warm in here.”
“Uh-huh. I’ll bring it up to management.” He gestured across the room to a wall entirely lined with different surfboards. “Let’s find something that says ‘my name is Melissa and I’m definitely not a secret agent’.”
Kensi followed after him, licking her dry lips. Suddenly, this plan didn’t seem like such a great idea.
A/N: The twins don’t follow anyone’s schedule.
***
Caleb, loudly whispering: Daddy. Daddy! Daddy, it’s time to get up!
Deeks, groaning: I don’t know what time it is, but it definitely is not.
Sophia, whispering just as loudly: What’s he doin’?
Caleb: Sleeping! Shh, don’t wake mommy up.
Sophia, clambering up on the bed: Daddy, it’s morning time. We’re hungry. C’mon let’s eat pancakes and bueberries.
Deeks, lifting his head: Kids, I love you, but you gotta go back to bed. It’s not even light out.
Sophia, jumping off the bed to open the curtain: No, see the sun is up. It’s morning, daddy. You needa make beakfast.
Caleb, pulling at Deeks’ face: Why you so sleepy?
Kensi, still half-asleep: What’s going on? *Sophia jumps on her back* Agh!
Sophia: Mommy, you waked up! Now everybody eat beakfast.
"Can I ask you a personal question?" Eric said to Deeks in the gym. "Just between you and me."
"This place is wired up with cameras, microphones and God knows whatever surveillance equipment Hetty has the NSA, CIA and DHS busily working on. You'll understand if I am a little restrained with personal matters because I don't think it is just you and me."
"Understood," Eric said. "I just started rebooting the security system. We have about 20-minutes."
"Use your 20-minutes wisely."
"Since I got back from San Francisco, things are….weird with Nell."
"Oh, why do I think I'm going to need ear bleach when this is all over."
"Not that way, things are fine that.."
"OK, I believe you. You can stop now." The less Deeks knew the better, he thought.
"What's weird is that everything that used to be really easy is suddenly really hard."
"Like what?"
"Trivia night, this pasta making class we both wanted to take, her drone contests. I want to do all those things, Nell always enjoys doing those things and now it just isn't working."
"What is working?"
"Lately, nothing."
"Then do something different."
"Like what."
"Go to Santa Barbara for a weekend or San Diego or Las Vegas. Go to a concert or a show. Do things you weren't doing before things got weird."
"Why?"
"Change in latitude is a change in attitude to semi quote the great Jimmy Buffett. Do a wine tasting in Santa Barbara. Kensi and I did that with her friend Mandy and Mr. Mandy to be last year. That was fun. I'm always up for Vegas. Food is fine, there is always a show to see and put some money you won't miss in your right pocket. Gamble and if you win, you put that money in your left pocket. Stop gambling when you're out of right pocket money."
"What if it doesn’t work?"
"What if it does?" Deeks smiled. Somehow he became a relationship whisperer. 30-year old Deeks would find this hilarious. "If what you usually do feels off, find other things to do. You don't have to go anywhere far. Take the ferry to Catalina and walk around on a nice day. Binge The X-Files or Netflix and chill one weekend. Don't sit on your usual side of the couch while you're watching a movie. Just shake things up."
"All good ideas."
"I got a million of 'em. By the way, what does Nell thing about all this?"
"She's not really talking about it."
"Well, how about a staycation at some Air-BnB where you two can have a tough conversation."
"Why an Air-BnB?"
"Don't put the stink of a hard conversation on your couch or Nell's dining room table."
"I never thought of that."
"Kensi and I had a terrible fight in the parking area. We don't use that side of the lot anymore," Deeks chuckled.
"I like the idea of Santa Barbara."
"Always put your faith in Jimmy Buffett." The cameras in the gym stared rotating. "And if you go back to the pasta class, I'm a fan of campanelle."
"Fair payment for good advice."
"Let's see how everything goes before you're paying me for advice. Use Kensi and I as a test case for your pasta skills.
"Deal." There was a beep in the gym. "And the cameras are back."

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A/N: A little peek into Deeks’ last class before summer break with some of his students.
***
Class is Dismissed
“Excellent argument, both of you, but I’m gonna side with Lizzy today. Better luck next time, Josh. Ericka and Carmen, you’re up next,” Deeks announced, reading off of the two slips of paper he’d pulled from a bucket on his desk. He leaned against the edge of the desk, facing the forty or so students in his Intro to Law class.
For their last session of the semester, he’d set up a mock trial experience. Each random pairing of “lawyers” had to defend a ridiculous argument, using the laws and strategies they’d learned throughout the semester.
Before Deeks could read out the next argument, a student raised her hand?
“Yes, Selena?”
“Professor Deeks, can I follow you on Instagram? You know, since this is our last day together?” she asked shyly.
“First of all, I’m still not a professor. Secondly, if I had an Instagram account, none of you would know about it.”
“Ok, what about Facebook?”
“Absolutely not.”
“We could meet up for weekly bagels and coffee,” a tall, red-haired boy suggested.
“They just opened a Dutch Bros. down the street,” another student with short brown hair said.
“Sweet! You better bring your mini van, Professor.”
“Marcus, as wonderful as that sounds, you’ll have to fund your own coffee habits for the summer,” Deeks told him not unkindly. Marcus had suggested everything from weekly catered breakfasts to skipping the midterm for a group trip to Hawaii.
“But aren’t you gonna miss us? We’re your favorite class,” Marcus insisted.
“You’re definitely my most entertaining class. I’m pretty sure my own children will help heal my heartbreak,” Deeks responded, unable to contain a chuckle as Marcus faked distress and several of his classmates teased him.
“I bet Rosa could convince you.”
“Oh no, you are not using my own daughter against me,” Deeks said, shaking his head before that idea gained any traction.
“You can bring your wife and the twins,” Selena offered kindly.
“Oh my god, they’re so cute!”
“Not happening.”
“What if we babysit in exchange. A little quid pro quo,” Ericka suggested.
Deeks pinched the bridge of his nose and held up a hand. “Ok, let’s not use that term in relation to any interaction we have.“
“If you won’t get us coffee, can you teach us how to surf?” Marcus continued.
“I already know how to surf.”
“Yeah, and you suck at it, Jason.”
“Alright, let’s get back on track,” Deeks called out, pointing to Ericka. “Come up and pick an argument.”
“What about,” Marcus said, holding both index fingers in the air. “Coffee and surfing lessons?”
“And we are officially out of time.” Deeks paused the alarm on his phone as everyone started frantically packing up. “Be safe, be smart, and please do not friend me on Facebook.”
A/N: I’m officially on summer break, so I’m hoping I will have more time to write.
***
Just Know My Heart is Breaking Too, Part 30
“Good morning,” Kensi says, greeting Jared with a smile and a plastic cup and white paper bag. Despite letting Deeks distract her a couple more times this morning, she’s a little early.
“What’s this for?” Jared asks, cautiously accepting both. He peers inside the bag, pulling out a giant apple fritter. One of the few things they’ve shared in common is their love of pastries and Kensi’s not above borrowing from Deeks’ playbook.
“It’s a poor attempt to show of showing my appreciation for your hard work and apologize for being a terrible, cranky partner sometimes,” she explains. “I know it’s not much.”
“Okaaay.” Jared squints at her. “Are you dying?”
“Hilarious. Don’t make me eat your donut.”
“No take backs,” Jared says, quickly taking a bite of his fritter before Kensi can make good on her threat.
Kensi chuckles, feeling a hint of wistfulness. She will miss this. Even though she never bonded with Jared in the same way she had with Deeks, he’d been like a younger sibling in many ways.
He swallows his bite down with a mouthful of coffee, then gestures at Kensi. “So, what’s going on? You’re not angry and you’re not annoyed,” Jared observes. He pauses then carefully adds, “I’ve notice you’ve been in a better mood lately.”
“Damn, I’ve trained you too well,” Kensi laments jokingly. “You’re right, I have been in a better mood because I’m actually happy.” She inhales quickly, not certain why she’s so nervous about telling Jared. Maybe it’s because she knows the final outcome will end with him searching for a new partner. “Deeks and I got back together.”
Jared’s eyes widen with true surprise. “What?”
“Yeah, it was kind of unexpected.” With a shrug, Kensi smiles and actually laughs a little. Deeks would absolutely tease her if he could see how giddy just talking about them made her.
“Wow,” Jared says, then he’s smiling too. “That’s amazing. I’m happy for you, Kensi. And Deeks. Even though I only met him once, he seems like he must be a pretty good guy.”
“He is,” Kensi agrees. “And thanks. Hopefully we’ll do it right this time.”
“You will.”
“What makes you so confident?” Kensi wonders.
Jared chuckles and points his fritter at her. “Cause if you screw it up again, Nell will probably murder you.”
“Yeah, I’d have to leave the country.” Kensi nods, mostly to herself. “It will be different this time.”
A/N: Fatima is cranky, Kilbride is acting weird, and Kensi and Deeks are just glad to be out of the line of fire.
***
*Kensi and Deeks walk into OPS*
Kensi: Hey, how’s it going?
Fatima, sarcastically: Oh, wonderful. If you came for an update, I don’t have one yet.
Deeks, sympathetically: Rough day?
Fatima: I mean, I can’t find an apartment, so that’s great. And the Admiral is being weirdly nice and supportive. Almost..fatherly. Which is freaking me out a little.
Kensi, wincing: Yeah, house hunting really sucks. Sorry.
Deeks: What’s Kilbride doing?
Fatima, exasperated: He’s offering me tips and being understanding, but the whole he sounds like he’s in pain.
Deeks, thoughtfully: Maybe he’s been eating gluten again.
Kensi: Baby.
Deeks: Hey, you saw him after you gave him that bagel.
Kensi, shrugging: That’s true.
Fatima: That’s not really helpful to me.
Deeks, nodding: Right. What about a few drinks at our house? It’s no Squid and Dagger, but we do have snacks.
Fatima: That might actually help.
Kensi, nudging shoulder: And we can do karaoke.
Fatima: Then I’m definitely going to need a drink.
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A/N: Kensi and Deeks have an unexpected accident.
***
*Kensi and Deeks walk in, more subdued than usual*
Deeks, bangs especially in his eyes: Morning.
Callen, squinting as he notices Deeks has a black eye: What the hell happened to you? You guys left at 8 last night. How did you have time to get into trouble?
Deeks, wincing: You don’t want to know.
Kensi, tightly: It was an accident.
Sam, jokingly: Did you and Kensi get a little too rough sparring.
Kensi, immediately: I did not hit him! At least, not on purpose.
Deeks, carefully: The incident was of a more…carnal nature.
Callen, raising an eyebrow: You mean she hit you—? *he raises his eyebrows and Deeks confirms with a nod*
Deeks: I should have weaved when she bobbed.
Sam: Well, you can’t say you two don’t find ways to keep the spark alive.
Kensi, groaning: Someone just kill me.
A/N: Densi, twins, Callen, and the Callen offspring.
***
Callen, flipping Rebecca on his leg: And the plan does a 360 degree flip before soaring over the trees.
Deeks, smiling: Hey, you’re getting pretty good at that.
Callen: Yeah, it took me a while to figure out that she wasn’t going to break.
Rebecca: Gaag.
Callen: You wanna go again?
Caleb, whispering: Daddy, Becca not talking. What’s wrong with her?
Deeks, gently: There’s nothing wrong with her. She’s just still learning how to say words. You didn’t used to talk either when you were smaller. You used to be a baby.
Caleb’s astonished: No. I not a baby!
Kensi, nodding: Yes, you were, sweetheart. So was Sophia.
Sophia, thinking: But I a big girl baby. I not a little baby.
Caleb: We not babies.
Sophia: Ah-ha. We gonna teach Becca to talk. C’mon, Cayeb.
Callen, as the twins march off together: Should I be concerned?
Kensi: Eh, fifty-fifty odds.
Deeks: It depends on if they come back with any accessories.
A/N: I’m glad you enjoyed part one! As usual, Kensi and Deeks are instantly smitten.
***
On A Wave’s Edge, Part 2
“Do you have room for another client?”
“Why?” Deeks asked, now eyeing her warily, though she had a feeling he knew where this was headed.
“I need to get close to Branston Meyers, so you’re going to give me lessons too,” Kensi explained reasonably. Before she even finished speaking, he started shaking his head.
“Branston pays for one-on-one lessons and he’s not gonna like anyone else being there. He likes having all the attention on him.”
“Convince him.” Kensi gave him a playful look. “I’m sure you could be persuasive if you want to.”
“You have no idea,” Deeks said in a slightly hoarse voice that made Kensi’s stomach swoop pleasantly.
“Or I could always make it an official NCIS order,” Kensi suggested.
“You, uh, might have better luck with asking nicely. Historically, I don’t do well with being forced to do things.” He smirked, the expression slightly mocking and yet Kensi didn’t hate it.
“Then, Mr. Deeks, would you please help NCIS catch a serial con artist?”
“I’ll see what I can do,” he agreed. His eyes flicked over her. “Is there a number I can reach you at? You know, to let you know when to come.”
“Someone from my office will be contacting you. We have access to your information,” Kensi said, trying to get things back to a professional tone.
“That would be concerning new if you weren’t a federal agent.” Crossing his arms, he nodded to the row of boards lined up. “Do you have your own equipment? Board, wetsuit, wax, brush.”
“No,” Kensi admitted. “I can probably borrow what I need.”
Deeks chuckled at that, shaking a couple curls out of his eyes. “Yeah, that’s not going to work. If you want this cover to work, you’re going to need your own equipment.” He studied Kensi for a few moments. “Come the day before the lesson and I’ll get you set up with everything.”
“You don’t have to do that.”
“No, I don’t. But I hate to see a surfer using stuff they’re not comfortable with. Beside, it’ll give you a chance to get acquainted with the shop and make sure you’re ready for your first lesson. Because the last thing you want is to rub your wax in the wrong way.”
“I think I could figure it out,” Kensi said dryly.
“That’s what everybody thinks. It takes a, uh, a practiced touch. You put too much on and you’ll slip right off.” He winked and Kensi couldn’t stop her smile in response.
“Well, we can’t have that. I guess you’ll have to show me all your special tricks.”
“I look forward to it.” His voice dropped again and Kensi realized he was openly flirting with her now and she didn’t mind at all. He held her gaze for a few extra seconds, then cleared his throat, and looked away as if pulling himself out of the moment. “I got a group lesson with twelve year olds in about twenty minutes, so you might want to leave before this place is overrun with children.”
“Right.” Kensi nodded quickly, holding out her hand before she could stop herself. Deeks took it after a second, humor in his eyes as he shook it once more. “I appreciate your help.”
“Anytime, Kensi Blye.”
Kensi turned away before she did anything truly embarrassing and exhaled quietly.
“Kensi, what did you just do?” Sam demanded in her ear. “That was completely off script.”
“I have to pivot,” she explained quietly. “I think this actually works better than our original plan.”
“Yeah, but did you have to plan a date while you were at it?” Callen asked.
“Shut up. I’m headed back your way.”
“What does your surf instructor look like?” Sam asked. “I want to get eyes on him. Make sure he isn’t tipping Meyers off.”
“He’s about six feet tall, curly blonde hair, blue board shorts,” Kensi rattled off, omitting the exact shade of his tan skin and blue eyes from her description. She picked her way around a family’s large sand castle and moat, trying to hurry, but not catch anyone’s attention. “He was the only instructor around, so he shouldn’t be hard to find.”
“Definitely wasn’t hard for you to find.” Before Kensi could object to Callen’s comment, he moved. “I’ll meet you two back at the SUV and we can head back to the mission.”
Kensi walked down the beach, trying to forget the exact feeling of Marty Deeks hand on hers and his stupidly nice smile. The next few days were going to be rough.
You put a surveillance camera inside a gnome?
When they landed in Japan, Nell was sure she'd get hit by a huge wave of regret. She quit in a huff. Well, not a huff but she quit without a plan. Nell Jones was never without a plan.
Hetty showing up made it harder and easier – a very Hetty thing. She owed so much to Hetty. When NCIS assigned her to as the OSP's intelligence analyst, several people she knew in the intel community warned her about Hetty's aversion to the position. "Hetty is her own intelligence analyst," a friend at NSA warned. "She is going to see you as an asset – not for her team, for Washington."
When she started, Hetty was suspicious but that went away far faster than even Nell could hope. She proved herself to the team, to the agency and to Hetty. And she did it again and again. Kensi was sent to Afghanistan or was injured – Nell was successful as a field agent. Hetty was on a long-term assignment – at least that was what Nell told the Navy Yard – she took over as the Operation Manager. Deeks's favorite line, "Nell Jones gets things done."
She was tired of getting things done, especially with the Admiral pushing for a three-year agreement to run the office. Three-years of getting things done 24-hours a day, seven-days a week. It was a hell of a commitment.
Nell knew she returned as a favor to Hetty. Well, she was recruited to return to the office by Hetty as a favor to Hetty. Walked away from a well-paying private sector security gig – working with DHS at big events like concerts, conventions, movie premieres. She was supposed to go to the Oscars this spring. Instead, she spent Oscar night in her pajamas, watching on her laptop while she doublechecked expenses and what budget code was assigned for each charge.
Leaving the office, she was sure she was going to realize what a huge mistake she made. Didn't happen on the PCH. Didn't happen at her place as she packed up a weekend bag to see were Eric called home. Didn't happen at the airport. Didn't happen when they landed in Japan.
Maybe it was time to go. With the plane's Wi-Fi, she put herself on unpaid leave – being the semi-boss had its privileges. In a week, a month or even a year, maybe she'd regret running out of the office, running away from her position with NCIS, running off to Japan. But right now, that didn't happen. And she was off to a new adventure.

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A/N: Inspired by an episode of Castle.
***
*Kensi, Callen, and Nell are in the bullpen and Deeks and Talia are across the room*
Kensi, faintly: She took my coffee.
Callen: What?
Kensi: Talia took my coffee. That Deeks got for me.
Nell, outraged: You’re joking.
Kensi, visibly shaken: No. Deeks walked in and started to hand me my coffee and she just swooped in and grabbed it. Like some caffeine-addicted vulture.
Callen, raising an eyebrow: Did you just compare Talia to a really ugly, predatory bird?
Nell, soothingly: It’s gonna be ok. Look, Deeks is back and I don’t see Talia around.
Deeks, grimacing: Sorry about that.
Kensi, crossing her arms: She took my coffee, Deeks.
Deeks: You know, Talia. She doesn’t really respect boundaries. Here, I got you a new one.
Kensi: Thank you. She better stay out of my way for the rest of the day. *she catches Deeks smiling* What?
Deeks, quickly: Nothing. You just, uh, look happy.
Callen, under his breath: Completely normal partner behavior.
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