ad meliora

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

funniest reactions to this post are the people asking how Adam Sandler can officiate a wedding. literally anyone can do that, basically anyone can get ordained. I'm ordained.

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

That’s a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)

Movement nudge! The movements you do now will be a treat for future you. So nudging you to get up and move!

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

I queued it for next year, too

I saw this post on Facebook, and my small group chat shared it. You’ve doubly breached, dearie!

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

God all of these are so damn inefficient it gives me anxiety 😂

When I get a girlfriend I will name her Jessica

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK