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✨It's my birthday!!!✨

You all have to be hornier and nastier today, as a gift to me<3 🥳🎂

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skeletonthecreator

yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle that i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become cozy forever*

thepinkestpug

Goldewyn: So what if my polycule is a little big? I it's only four people! That's manageable~

Scrooge: oh, uh.... make that five, lad. I got back together with my ex this past Christmas.

Goldewyn: O-okay, five. Five is perfectly manageable, so long as it's a normal ex and not another one of your crazy, supernatural, immortal exes!

[5 Minutes Later]

Goldewyn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA CLAUS IS PART OF THE POLYCULE?!

thepinkestpug

Goldewyn:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE A DAUGHTER?!?!?

#Just finished the series and...... holy shit #I actually quite liked it apparently it's controversial? it's a little convoluted but its still good

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Goldewyn: So what if my polycule is a little big? I it's only four people! That's manageable~

Scrooge: oh, uh.... make that five, lad. I got back together with my ex this past Christmas.

Goldewyn: O-okay, five. Five is perfectly manageable, so long as it's a normal ex and not another one of your crazy, supernatural, immortal exes!

[5 Minutes Later]

Goldewyn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA CLAUS IS PART OF THE POLYCULE?!

#Finally decided on a name for my D17 s/i btw!#Midas Goldewyn--he's a researcher and curator of magical artifacts who can also cast some spells and helps Lena with her magic #but he primarily passes himself off as a secretary who gets hired by Scrooge or Glomgold (whichever is funniest/needed for the episode)

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bettyrightnow

genuinely how it feels all the time

onebug

@hogheavens' pretty pony

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

klainebayeuxtapestry

people don’t remember this but in the early 2000s white brunettes and white blondes were treated as something even deeper than different races- they were seen as like animals of two different species locked in a never ending battle for dominance. they were like yin and yang- the blonde was pathos and the brunette logos. it was truly something to behold.

sashaforthewin

I used to have a shirt that said "blondes have more fun" that I wore while brunette and when random men would say "You're not blonde" I'd reply "I'm also not having much fun"

derinthescarletpescatarian

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candyheartedchy

doomed from the start

#I support you AND your yandere unicorn<333

folkdevilism

DISHONORED'S MOST UNBLORBOABLE: ⮑ 𝓛uca Abele, 𝓣haddeus Campbell, 𝓑undry Rothwild, 𝓗iram Burrows

#LMAO OOPS FAILED STEP ONE I LOVE LUCA

lakevida

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

candyheartedchy

Reusing the name Sweetie Sue for this s/i because I feel it fits her better. She’s a painter who sometimes doubts herself and teaches art classes to the little monsters and kids while also trying to remind herself to not be too sweet with a certain grouch in respect, but has a hard doing so because she finds him intriguing and cute.

Tagging @obscureother!

#ahhhh Chyyyyyyyy I love them!!! this is so cute!!!

badassdemonsword

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

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specialagentartemis

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

Saw a trailer for a movie called Wicker, which is about a fisherwoman in a village who gets a craftsman to make her a husband out of wicker and he comes to life and shenanigans occur.

But the craftsman? Is played by Peter Dinklage.

Miss Fisherwoman I understand being dtf your wicker husband he's very hot but you had bearded, calloused, beautiful-eyed Peter Dinklage right there and you didn't just ask HIM to be your husband instead??? 0/10, -5 stars, certified rotten film.

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