Goldewyn: So what if my polycule is a little big? I it's only four people! That's manageable~
Scrooge: oh, uh.... make that five, lad. I got back together with my ex this past Christmas.
Goldewyn: O-okay, five. Five is perfectly manageable, so long as it's a normal ex and not another one of your crazy, supernatural, immortal exes!
[5 Minutes Later]
Goldewyn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA CLAUS IS PART OF THE POLYCULE?!
#Finally decided on a name for my D17 s/i btw!#Midas Goldewyn--he's a researcher and curator of magical artifacts who can also cast some spells and helps Lena with her magic#but he primarily passes himself off as a secretary who gets hired by Scrooge or Glomgold (whichever is funniest/needed for the episode)
