bung

i just got summoned for yuri duty

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

your boyfriend has affected us in the following ways no.1 he is uglyyyyyyyyy

unfortunately one of the new mothers i work with at the Hudson Valley Distance Reiki Birthing Center in Long Island had decided that zyn would be an appropriate substitute to the wintergreen skoal I'd prescribed. her child was born with... yup, you guessed it-- a series of marionette strings constantly tensioned but not connected to anything particular which controlled the newborn infants every move

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

Hey I'm going to rhe storeDoUWantMe I mean do u need anything

it does kinda feel like a miracle they didn't immediately make Thalyssra pregnant and make her an irrelevant mom character

im genuinely predicting that lor’themar is gonna die badly and the ending cinematic will be everyone mourning him and thalyssra says something like “he sacrificed himself so we could have a future… all of us” and puts her hand on her belly. and it’s gonna suck

And the baby’s name? Arator II

if wicked songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "i'll show them who they can't debase. no, i'll hide my mask behind my face! the empire will seeeee -- that i'm their prodigy!". if hadestown songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical i'd be like 'the noose that binds the traitor man / it makes sure he won't lie again! / but the NOOSE that binds the CORMORANT / it STRANGLES him with what he wants / and that, my brother, that's much worse". if falsettos songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "My father's a homo."

goddamn the Et Al family are some smart motherfuckers