desolate main

scientists have discovered that the truest form of love was between two bugs in the year 708

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

is everything gonna be ok? yeah dude! go eat some fruit

sick of relationship labels. inventing new category of affection called cat. where we will sit together carelessly in sunlight and hold each other to sleep for hours and hours.

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do you ever find yourself in an elevator or a bus or a train car with a bunch of people and think to yourself damn we’d make a compelling ensemble company for a black box theatre play or a novella of some kind should something go wrong here

I think a car should be able to heal from its injuries. Its a living thing.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

It's rly quiet in my living room and I can hear my giant african millipede, Echo, crunching on celery. Did you know that you can love a bug with your whole heart

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

it would be so awesome to be in a Staples right now