i will always love you

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

life-altering.

i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

can never predict which of my posts is going to get popular. now everyone on tumblr knows i kicked a fish

The way the month of July has its vibes completely poisoned by one holiday

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

adult backpack wearers of the world unite