When I Saw You There

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

also thinking about dildo purchasing timeline. In my mind he must have gotten it sometime between CCM shoot and all star game / 1221. thinking about shane replaying the night at the ccm shoot in his head over and over then realizing if hes gonna let ilya fuck he doesnt want to be completely clueless. cut to him watching solo porn pants on sitting at the kitchen counter for scientific research reasons. cut to him scrolling wirecutter 5 Best Dildos for Men and comparing the specs. cut to him seriously considering opening a PO box to get it shipped to instead of having to look his doorman in the eye while he picks it up. finally getting the package and unwrapping it and just letting it sit on his end table and staring at the thing for weeks. finally being like ok fuck it whatever. ill just use it and get it out of my system then be done with this whole thing. then after he fucks himself hes like oh. yeah this is going to be a real problem for me.

Delicious home grown mushroom now only $7.58!

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

if this post has taught me anything, it's that a great number of people very proudly do not know there's a distinction between "giant redwood" and other redwoods

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall