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This came up on my fyp but I feel it’s more for YOU haha (presuming you are on the haalingham train haha)

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSctjNRj/

wait...do I have a....type.....

#asks #genuinelydeluded #LMAO ariel [connor voice] You Get Me!!

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thanks guys for your emotional support with my world cup posting hope the non english of you enjoyed your taste of our particular brand of football-flavoured national misery. and for my fellow victims of the 5-4-1 formation stay strong watch some hudcon interviews for the #healings and get to bed early 😘❤️❤️‍🩹

#I know I have asks to respond to I’ll probably answer tomorrow now!#I am sad and tired #@hudcon I am tapping into the rpf mycelia #switching from receiving to broadcasting #I could really do with some boybestiekissingsummercamp vibes at this trying time

i mean the small joy is that its better to choke in the semis than the final (funny thing is i'm 90% sure if they had made it to the final they would have played like they were bound to lose too, poor things they need de-programming from english pessimism)

you are so right lol we would have played like an invisible electric fence surrounded the opposing teams box and flinched every time we crossed the white line

[insert roman roy gif ‘can we get him out’]

#asks #and then we would have been quietly demolished 3-0 with a whimper #anyway. listening to tuchel is making me annoyed lol I’m done with these fools #world cup lb

shnehollander

i miss them so much....

#the way connor says ‘we can say cum’ is one of my favourite things ever #I miss them world GIVE THEM BACK TO MEEEEEE #hudcon

eddiegayass

EVERY HOLLANOV KISS [27/?]

#remember coworkers kissing tummies #soon we will go here again #do you ever wonder how they start filming these scenes #is it like straight into huffing and puffing and grinding or do they do like acting foreplay #little kisses and warm ups #self soothing with these thoughts……

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creamsiclemelt

shane: so. you just do this. you just act like this. like. and no one makes you stop?

hudson distracted and fresh off of sending connor a hole picture from a public bathroom: hmm?

#ahakskdlfkfkllll

handsywoman

dickmatized so bad he’s just grabbing and squeezing tf out of Ilya

#let’s re-centre. let’s go back here. let’s look at fingers digging into skin #oh hudcon I could really do with some healings right about now #maybe I should watch ep 6 to heal me from my malaise

i think the annoying thing is every tournament you guys have the attacking quality in your squad but somehow you always play so conservatively especially if you score first. the best thing norway did for them was score first early on. like when they subbed on ivan toney and marcus rashford i was like these subs should have been brought on at least 20 minutes earlier.

yes I think you can always feel the fear in England…. we are so afraid of failing but also so afraid of succeeding…. the 6 defenders on the pitch was insane I do feel like success is not changing formation 4 times in a game 😭 oh well. ready 2 get hurt again at the Portugal/Morocco euros

#asks #world cup lb #going 1-0 up really is the curse for us it reminds me of when we lost the euros final #that was absolutely hideous

I cannot imagine being english and an england fan. The heartbreak and the long long long wait for another finale or cup is just tragedy. My idiot team got at least its fourth star before they decided to go on a decade plus long losing streak

unfortunately we have this unpleasant combination of thinking we deserve to win and yet also being absolutely terrified of getting even within touching distance of it. and also we are always alwaysssss less than the sum of our parts and just a bunch of individuals rather than other teams that like… actually play as a team. (I do think euros 2022(?) was the closest we got to that but still not enough) much is said about the high concentration of our players that have always only played in the premier league and the rivalries they have that prevent them properly working together but I do think it’s also an English psyche problem. always carrying the past like a gorilla on our back and so quick to doubt ourselves whilst also being complacent about it at the same time. great nation love to be burdened by the iron chains of the national psyche!!!

#asks #world cup lb #this is just a men’s team problem of course #the ladies are good looool

Well fuck we all saw that coming didn’t we

😭 this is one of those times where I was hoping my self deprecating jokes would be just jokes instead of an actual prophecy

Ok time to return to regularly scheduled programming although I may need a minute to rehydrate from my patented ConnorStorrieCrying over a silly game

#asks #uninspired-user-name #world cup lb #well at least now I don’t need to bother to watch these guys win the bloody thing on Sunday

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England are always predictable in the sense that they score early and attempt to park the bus and Argentina are predictable in the sense they only go all out in attacking when they need to make a comeback

truly impressive how our national team has the collective psyche and self-preservation instincts of a whipped dog and how it somehow transcends decades of different teams/players/managers…. god….

#asks #world cup lb

hazmesentir

this one does have the whiff of traumatic penalties to it I fear

hazmesentir

somehow perhaps this was worse

#world cup lb #really got to stop giving 11 random dudes the power to make me cry #tactical disasterclass if I ever saw one Jesus Christ

England need to score another goal soon bc I can’t watch a last minute equalizer

I am clutching my emotional support sofa cushion to my chest oh my GOD this is unbearable 😭😭😭 I knew it was coming ffs

#asks #world cup lb #why must it always be LIKE THISSSS

Yesterdays game was rather boring but there was a lot more actual football played iykwim

I didn’t watch last night but eng-arg was never going to be a straightforward affair haha we hate each other too much

#asks #world cup lb #also sometimes you don’t need to play well just gotta win ya know #the clarion call of tournament football

Djed Spence is too beautiful for this 💔

lowkey I’ve been so out of the loop on football this year so didn’t even know who he was but he’s my MOTM so far the tackle he just did!!!!!!

(You sent this before the goal let me heal that heart for you ❤️‍🩹)

#asks #and you are correct anon he is gorge #world cup lb

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EVEN VICTORIA IS CELEBRATING YESSSSSSSS

#princess di came back for us when we needed her most ❤️#world cup lb

too little jude so far. 2nd half I prescribe 3x More Jude

#world cup lb #keep thinking of that tiktok guy who’s always like JUUUUUUDE #that’s also me

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