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the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

like many across the nation i was charmed by the spurs. they're a charismatic team! but its just too exciting that the knicks are good. wembanyama has a whole career ahead of him man! the knicks will never ever ever be good again

we're going to kill and eat you all

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

It's perfectly natural for autists to like trains because trains are like our older brothers, to whom we can look up. Trains are big and strong creatures; unstoppable and proud, but they are elegant and logical. Not human but like humanity they are higher than beasts. The train is like a stoic sword hero who does what must be done and whose will must be respected, for his course cannot be altered. A train is an adult man with asperger's who has a job. And he's faster than everybody. I could be like him some day.

the kind of autism that makes you confucian

confucius had this

when i was a kid i often wondered what in a cell does the "thinking". like the nucleus has all this information, but it's just recipes for proteins. what decides which proteins to mint? if you're in a similar boat, please do yourself a big favor and look up transcription networks. that shit is awesome

Reverse Piano Man