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When my sister in-law said she wanted to do a dino theme party, I immediately jumped in to volunteer to make dino tail for my crazy 6 years old nephew. It may not be a glamour/fancy type party, but the image of seeing kids running around with a tail is hilarious and adorable. I had to do it! 

Dino Party Video - Quik https://quik.gopro.com/v/CQ6RkzGc3A/

3 nights of bulging my eyes out trying to figure out how to sew this, but I made it. Well, I made just 10 set of tails, but pretty good for first timers I say :p

My sister added the "Feed the Dinosaur" game, and with the extra felt sheets I have from the Dino tails, I turned them into some bones/meats maybe? Lol 

Overall we had a blast with the little things we have made for this party. The best compliment was when the attendees asking where did we "bought" the dino tails 😚

We also got some decent Dino Theme Photo Prop

Sex Swing - The Funhaus Show

Fans are to blame for this hell. 

You asked for it. Then they had to make a joke about it! Because if they don't, Burnie would kick them to the curb. But the joke was so embarrassing, even the Wigs and Fishnet shirts company don't want to do anything with them. The only sponsorship they have were some Apron colored in blue and bunch of used Man panties. You can't make a live action sketch in just those two garments! No one needs to see that! Even the rule 34 community gagged by the idea of drawing them in those ensemble. 

Then Bruce came in one day with an eviction notice from Matt Hullum, unless they come up with a new sketch;

"Guys! Guys! We need to make a new sketch,"

"But we don't do that anymore. We don't have sketch ideas anymore,"

"We can only react to games other geniuses came up with,"

"And to do a sketch, we need a director,"

"Remember why the great director-slash-doodle-master Joel left us? ..because we suck!"

"Hold on! Hold on!! How about an animation?"

"What do you mean?"

"Obviously we can't save our own live with our acting skill alone. But what if we let our photoshop skill do that for us? We're always good at that!"

"You're right! And all we need is just add layers over layers on the same photoshop to animate them like the great art of GIF!"

"Eureka! And we already got a trailer full of slaves that can do those animations for us! All that's left for us to do is just lending our sweet sweet charming voice,"

"That's it! Lets make Sex Swing the animation! We are saved! We can live here for four more years!"

"YEAYYYH!!"

"...hey Bruce, we may need to use our emergency fund to bribe Joel to lend his voice back for the series,"

"hmmm, WORTH IT!!"

"YEAHHHHHHYYY!!!"

"Sex Swing! Sex Swing! Sex Schwing!! Shack Sschwang!!!"

Pe/\ke: "I guess 'yeay' for me too, as long as I don't need to be part of this hell of a series,"

"Sax Swing! Sat Schweet! Sex Schwing!! Shack Sschwang!!!"

*Click here if you feel bad for them or if you enjoy people embarassing themselves in animation form >> http://roosterteeth.com/show/sex-swing

*And I wanna add an honourable mention of a SHIPwreck that is Sherlolly’s hearts T-T... (we feel you Molly girl)