Everything under the sun

- Oh that's Gaga. You know Lady Gaga? Of course, Ilya! She was in A star is born. Really good actress. She is more of a singer actually... Oh yeah that makes sense, I guess. You guess?! Please tell me you know Poker Face, lyubimyy. I know for a fact you have been to a club, you must have heard Poker Face before. I don't know, maybe. [Ilya starts singing Poker Face]. You're lucky you play better hockey than you sing, baby. Oi!!

- Oh I know how him! That's Armando! That's Pitbull. I'm pretty sure that's a human? Are you fucking with me Shanya. Of course baby. I know that he is a rapper but it feels so weird to call him Pitbull, when we met in Miami he said he was Armando. You met in Miami?? Yeah well, was a few years ago, he invited our team to this house- Pitbull invited the Montreal boring fucking Metros to his fucking house???

- Kesha! Do you know her songs? Absolutely none, no. How the fuck- Why am I even suprised you know her too. Oh we met at Roses birthday party in LA. She is so funny, I think you would like her! Maybe I should introduce you. What the fuck- You know what, I call her. Shane!

- Oh that's Kayleigh right? Kayleigh. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's her. That's Chappell Roan. Dykstra is playing her non-stop in the lockerroom. Oh, really? Pink Pony Club? Good Luck, Babe? Casual? Sounds familiar yes. [Ilya starts singing Casual] [Shane blushes] I think... I think I remember now yeah. Didn't know that was Kayleigh. How do you know all these people but have no clue what they do? Oh funny story, she is a good friend of Rose actually-

- Oh, that's Sam! Sam Smith. I've been to a concert. Met backstage. Really cool person. Shanya, you're surprising me? You go to concerts? Well uhm. When... when I was with Rose she got us tickets and - Yeah okey.

- Montero! Or Lil Nas X. Shall I guess: Another friend of Rose? Maybe, I should ask her. Actually we did this campaign together and- I hate you.

- Oh thats the actress from the movie. The movie with all the actresses. Oceans Eight. That's Rihanna. Yeah! Rihanna. I really liked her there, she should do more movies. Shane, she is actually a singer. Oh, that's cool. You're killing me. What? Should I know her? Shane. Lyubimyy. We literally had our first dance to her song.

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

he bounces around from universe to universe making graves for the dead and putting them to rest. hes not king in this, he just knows how it feels to be without a place to put his bones

danny, of course, carries his own with him, so he is, essentially, his own grave, and its... unsettling. gives him the ghost version of adhd, makes it impossible to take 'settle down.'

and he could technically solve that with a headstone but... well. graves are supposed to be made FOR you. even if youre paying someone or the government is putting you in an incinerator or whatever else is arranged by your family, its supposed to be a mark of affection, of belonging.

Danny died but nobody noticed. Danny left home and nobody cared. Danny left the UNIVERSE, and nobody looked for him.

they call, yeah, and theyre all friends still, but some part of danny feels so distant. he loves his family. he loves his friends. but sometimes he cant help but wonder how much easier their lives are without him. how much safer. if they ever think back on their wild high school years and feel relief that hes not around to mess things up anymore.

so he keeps moving, long beyond the time it starts to feel like running.

and he carves and carves and carves

An Angela here, a Jeoffery there. A Dua and a Haoyu and a Peter. A Zitkala and an Assol and an Ahsan. A Kleio and a Fabian and a Bluebell and so many more he can't remember them all.

It takes longer than he wishes it had for him to start writing their names down in a little book he tucks close to his heart.

He goes to mass graves that makes his stomach roll and his ears ring from how many voices cry out to him, and spends weeks carving name after name into rocks he digs up and places like sentinels around every sliver of bone.

He goes to cities and engraves plaques and nails them to brick walls.

He finds himself in ruins and plains and icy cracks and the bottom of the sea.

His markers won't last forever, he knows. But they don't need to. The dead are, in many ways, similar to the living. They want to be heard, known, cherished. It doesn't matter if it's for a lifetime or a moment.

Danny can give them that moment. For many, it's enough to settle their clamoring and usher them gently on. So Danny keeps doing it, because it feels good, offering people this measure of peace. It feels good, to help without fighting.

eventually, he makes his way to a city called Gotham. He finds many, many unknown dead there. Restless dead. Violent dead.

For one reason or another, Danny's body got destroyed and is trapped as a ghost in the realms. His only anchor back to the human world is a latest model of the Fenton thermos that he was holding before his physical body got destroyed.

In order to regain and rebuild a body of his own from scratch, he needed to pull a Kitty, and slowly possess someone and take over thair body, mind, soul and everything (danny swear its temporary, hell return everything back once hes done!) To jumpstart rebuilding his old body back from ecto and his old remains.

Remains thats been shredded to pieces and scattered.

Somehow, the thermos fell at the hands of red robin who immedietely got enchanted with the clearly advance and very obvious magitech thats shape and acts like an actual thermos that could do a whole lot of things.

Its indestructable, unhackable, terrifyingly vesatile and can change color and design at the users input. Literally tech and magic combine.

Tim is obssessed.

…the enchanting properties of the object being Dannys anchor certainly speed up the process as well.

Starting that day, Tim couldn't be seen without that thermos in his person. It doesn't matter if he's in civillian or in his vigilate hours, the thermos stayed with him.

And the longer that tim has the thermos, the more it imprints and take over him. He's more Danny than Tim by the time somebody noticed. Which is too late since when they did decided that an intervention is needed, danny had completely merge and take over everything ahout tim and went on a sabbatical to rebuilt his body.

Using Tims skills, mind, talents, and dannys powers, it only took him a few days to collect all of his scattered remains and rebuit it from scratch which was also accelerated by one of tims cloning machines he had in one of his secret hide out.

once Danny got his body back and became a complete halfa again, he explain everything to Tim (who still disoriented after being unpossessed and regaining his sense of self) officially even though its unnecessary since tim knew everything the moment Danny take over everything but still, Danny owe the guy so he still did.

Danny got his body back but now he had more problems than before.

Which is A; the entire batfam and the jl with the JL Dark in tow is searching for Tim and wants to know what the fuck is hapoening, B; what he did is a massive dick move, even if it was his only choice, because overshadowing is one thing, you are just a passenger that hijacks control from someone while possession, which is what he did here, is literally OWNING a person and their everything.

Finally, C; Tim Drake in that short amount of time, got WAY into Danny possessing him.

Like literally obssessed about it.

Danny: Tim please, give back the thermos.

Tim: nu uh.

Danny: what do you mean "nu uh"?! Let it go, its not healthy for you! I knew it was my fault but give it up so we can fix you up too.

Tim looking like a cat with a canary with his mouth: Then take over. * wiggles eye brows suggestively*

Danny: Tim no.

Tim being over the top and doubling down: *rips shirt off and spread his arms wide on both sides* T A K E M E E E

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Jason: Plus our resources are dwindling fast. With all the refugees we've been taking in, we'll all go hungry in a month.

Tim: We're out of guns, out of men, and out of options. If only we could go back in time and change everything.

Duke: That's a great idea Tim. I'll arrange it.

Cass: I'm sorry. You'll arrange it?

Duke: Yeah, I got a guy who can help.

Damian: This isn't something as simple as you calling your cake guy! Father is dead! The world is ending!

Duke: Okay, first of all, my time travel guy is also my cake guy, so it is that simple. Second, when Danny takes us back in time, we will save Bruce, save the world, and we'll have an amazing three-layer cake to celebrate.

Dick: Wait, the cake guy was real?

Duke: Yeah why wouldn't he be?

Tim: It's just that you would call him up at the oddest of times. Like that time when you called him at 3 am because you wanted coffee while on patrol and needed something to pair it with.

Duke: I get cravings when someone messes up my sleep schedule. Sue me!

Jason: Duke's bad eating habits aside, this time travel mission might be just what we need. The only reason we lost was that Earth was taken by surprise. If we go back and prevent the tragedy or even buy the past heroes time, we can save our world.

Duke: I'll dial Danny now

Cass watching him step away to make a call: Is this the same Danny, from Fenton Pastries?

Damian: Does it matter?

Cass: It does. He was trying very hard to get Duke's attention. I'm pretty sure he was attempting to seduce him with cake.

Dick: Was he successful?

Cass: No. Duke's only real love is bread.

Tim: Then we keep that to ourselves so the pastry chef/ time master helps us out as quickly and as effectively as possible.

Duke: Good news! Danny is on his way with Clockwork amulets and cake slices for us all! Isn't he the best? A true friend! Heck, he's practically family, like a brother!

Thank you to @fancycake for their hilarious idea that I had to draw