Nefarious Phannie Void

fighting the war on rpf on the side of rpf

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

really really special that we’ve reached the timeline where dan can make all the stupid ‘stay away from my man’ jokes that he wants It’s always incredibly silly but you can see his soul brightening whenever he gets to call the girl in prague a homewrecker or say he’s going to ban sam the surfer from the patreon chat. You can just really see the joy in his eyes when he gets to make the possessive boyfriend jokes that he’s been holding back for 16 years but On his own terms<3

yeah dan really can't talk shit about phil dyeing everything green when he left because i'm so certain if phil left him home alone dan would crash out just as bad. he just thinks he's better at being apart because he was on tour and had shit to do. i was there reading your eighteen tweets a day any time phil went to visit his parents for like two days girl you can't fool me

on one hand people on twitter are talking about dan’s potential grays positively. on the other someone said there’s no way they’re grays because he’s only 35 and another said they’d kill themselves if someone talked about their grays like that. guys. it is not bad to have gray hair and plenty of people do in their 30s. 😭 like they’re simultaneously saying we shouldn’t be saying he’s “aging well” since he’s only 35 (true) and then being absolutely terrified of signs of aging that just happen even when you’re still young!! everyone get normal jesus fucking christ.

“An actual wedding ring for your spouse” Ok Dan. Ok. I’m not a fool. I’m not an imbecile. I know these games. I’ve been here before. There is no way you’re bringing up weddings at every single opportunity just for funsies. This is getting absurd. I know a soft launch when I see one. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLOTTING.