It's Common Sense

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

loling

sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!

This needed to be on my blog

Not relevant to this blog but I feel the same way.

This is the post that made me fall in love with Mazzi Maz

go up to a guy in a fedora and say “hey I like your cowboy hat”

what do you mean people born in 1997 arent 3

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "25 sittin on $25 mill"

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them

Said the U.S. Government.

Obligatory reblog for today.

my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

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