People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

People using Qifrey for those "a single mom who works two jobs" edits is so funny to me when Olly is canonically the single mom who works two jobs and Qif is the stay at home wife who homeschools their kids

Before I realized I was a guy I would go on doll creator websites (like picrew or pastel friends or anything like that) and I would make an idealized male version of me next to a dead version of me as a girl. Which could mean nothing.

beldaruit's so funny to me. he's like if a fun wine aunt was a grandfather. he should be at the club

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

megan thee stallion is one of the greatest poets of our time

i think she nailed it with hot girl summer and we don’t need to improve upon what’s already doing it big and well

hot girl summer covers everything like you can be any kind of hot you can be any kind of girl matter of fact it doesn’t matter you don’t even have to be a girl

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck