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This is the funniest thing Iāve seen in weeks. Literally, Iāve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
Yesterday my dad told me something that I think maybe more people need to hear.
Youāre allowed to just do things for fun.
He told me that in this modern society, especially the United States, we seem to have this attitude that we shouldnāt do something unless weāre aiming to be the best at it. If we canāt sing like Beyonce or Frank Sinatra or something thereās no point to singing. If we canāt make the next big breakthrough thereās no point in looking into mechanics and engineering.
But, he tells me, it took him a long time to figure out that life doesnāt have to be a race. If you want to take up the piano when youāre a teenager or later youāre not going to master it. Youāre not going to be able to play to huge concert halls, but that also shouldnāt stop you. You can study a language out of curiosity and then drop the ball if you want. You can just get okay at something or even be terrible at it. You can drop it for days or years and then pick it up again and it doesnāt have to be a shameful thing.
Iām really glad he told me that because today I opened my sketchpad for the first time in months and just started drawing. And it looks terrible. But I donāt care. I donāt have the talent or patience or spacial awareness to get anywhere near good at drawing, but itās fun. It helps me focus my mind and nobody has to see it.
And because of what he told me, Iām thinking maybe someday soon I will take up the bass guitar. And I wonāt worry about how well I do, or how fast I learn, or that I havenāt played an instrument since sixth grade, or that I donāt have that much time to practice. Iām just gonna enjoy the experience. Maybe Iāll try swing dancing again and take a class because Iām not the best dancer but damn if it isnāt fun.
Yeah, you donāt have to be good at things. Itās not a requirement. Maybe that seems obvious but it had never occurred to me before. Youāre allowed to just enjoy what youāre doing. For me, that feels like a life changing revelation. I donāt have to be good at something to like it. I donāt have to put 100% effort into everything I do. Itās kind of amazing.
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writing conclusions in papers is like the stupidest thing ever though like whatās the point of dedicating an entire paragraph to āso yeah i know you just read my paper but this is a summarization of what you read in case you need to be reminded about what you just readā like why canāt the paper just endĀ
I keep seeing this post and similar ones, and if y'allās teachers and professors have left you with the idea that a conclusion is a summary, they have failed you in a big way.
Your conclusion is your āso whatās the fucking pointā section. Youāve given youāre reader a lot of info and now they need to know why they care. Depending on the type of paper you should be giving a plan of action, explaining how this knowledge changes our understanding of the topic, link your paper to other disciplines, suggest further areas of study, etc.
One of the best pieces of writing advice Iāve ever received is that if you canāt envision yourself dropping the mic and strutting off stage at the end of your conclusion then itās probably not strong enough.
terfs dont target trans men the same as trans women because they view us as ālost womynā and āconfused butchesā so their goal is to save us. the goal for trans women? to kill them. do you see the difference??
trans women are real women reblog to make a trans woman feel safe
trans women are real women reblog to make a trans woman feel safe
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trans women are real women reblog to make a trans woman feel safe
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
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Dirk: [asking about Bart] Do you trust this woman?
Ken: I absolutely trust her.
Dirk: She's not some kind of madwoman?
Ken: I absolutely trust her.
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Do you ever get upset because you feel like you lived someone elseās childhood? Everyone insisted you were a girl, your mom made you wear dresses, told you to shave once you hit puberty. Something felt wrong but you kept your mouth shut because you werenāt sure what was wrong. Now you have a word for it and it kinda makes sense. But now people insist that youāre ānot trans enoughā because you werenāt vocal about it as a child.
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Concept: Sirius convinces the Marauders to do aĀ āFamily Portraitā in their animagus form.
Except for Remus, obviously.
So Remus is the one human who has to go into the photographer and ask for the picture.
Remus is a mixture of embarrassed, exasperated, and amused.
āHello, yes, Iād like to take a picture with my, er, pets.ā
And this photographer is just astounded that Remus has these very manageable and obedient pets.
In all fairness, itās a VERY good picture.

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fat trans/nonbinary culture is wondering if that thing youāre feeling is normal body hatred or dysphoria
Wolfstar Raising Harry AU Headcanons
* Toddler Harry with his little leather jacket just like Siriusās * Sirius, in dog form, carrying toddler Harry all around the house on his back * Because Sirius and Remus donāt want to act like theyāre replacing Harryās parents, he grows up using āmy Moonyā and āmy Padsā the way most people say āmy mum and dadā. * When Harry was little, he was scared of thunderstorms. Heād run and hide under Remusās oversized sweater, wrapping his arms around Remus and shaking. * Sirius always made pancakes in crazy shapes- a snitch, a broomstick, a dragon, a castle- and sometimes in different colors with food dye. * Little Harry not understanding why his Moony had to lock himself in the basement for the night once a month * At night, Remus would read Harry bedtime stories, both the Tales of Beedle the Bard and the Grimm Brothers stories, because thatās what Lily would have wanted. * Harry jumping up and down with excitement when Sirius and Remus decide heās old enough for a real broomstick * When they went out shopping, Harry would hold both his guardiansā hands and jump in the air and swing between them for a second every couple steps * When Remus and Sirius were busy, Andromeda would babysit. Harry loved playing with his older ācousinā, Tonks. * After a very eventful trip to the park during which they discovered Harry was a parselmouth, they bought him a pet snake, which he named Sherman. At first, Remus wasnāt very happy about it (he didnāt much like snakes), but then he noticed that Harryās room stayed cleaner than it normally did. When asked, Harry revealed that Sherman had started refusing to play with him until he did his tidying. After that, Remus was rather fond of the creature. * Ignoring protests from Sirius, Remus bought Harry a few academic books (Elementary Transfiguration, Defense for Dummies, A Simplified History of Magic, etc.) a full year before he got his Hogwarts letter. * Harry always writing his name as Harry L. B. Potter (for Lupin-Black), because he wanted to acknowledge them as his parents without giving up his connection to Lily and James * Sirius tearing up when he and Remus put Harry on the Hogwarts Express for the first time * The Weasley twins showing Harry the map, thinking heāll be astounded, but he just goes, āOh, my dads made that!ā * Harry was warned about Snape by both Remus and Sirius (albeit in very different ways) ahead of time, so he studied his Potions book diligently over the summer and answered all Snapeās questions correctly with an infuriating smirk on his face. * The Mirror of Erised still shows Harryās parents, but Remus and Sirius are there too, because he canāt imagine life without them. * The first time Harry jinxes Malfoy at school (for making extremely offensive comments about half-humans), he gets a Howler the next morning that yells only āNICE ONE, SONā in Siriusās voice. * Sirius thinks itās hilarious that people think Harry is the heir of Slytherin in 2nd year. āSherman wants to know why he doesnāt have his own secret chamber too!ā * When Remus teaches in 3rd year, Harry is thrilled. He proudly announces, āThatās my Moony,ā when Remus takes his seat at the staff table. In the evenings, he hangs out in the DADA classroom to do his homework, often accompanied by Ron and Hermione. * Harry showing up to class late and Remus, trying to look stern but still smiling a little, says, āIām sorry, Harry, but Iām going to have to give you a detention,ā to which Harry grins and responds, āYes, /sir/,ā because he spends most evenings with his Moony anyway, and Remus never docks points or schedules the detentions to interfere with Quidditch. Occasionally, someone tries to complain to McGonagall about Harry being shown favoritism, but she just shrugs and says, āHeās serving detention, isnāt he?ā * Harry casts his Patronus by thinking about the first time Remus took the Wolfsbane Potion and could stay home on the full moon. * After the mud-throwing incident in Hogsmeade, Harry runs up to the DADA classroom to tell Remus all about it, and they both laugh, and Remus says, āThatās my boy, haunting the Shrieking Shack just like his Moony.ā * Harry constantly sending Remus messages like, āHow can I accomplish this thing without technically breaking any school rulesā and Remus almost always has an answer. * Sirius dying of laughter as a very aggravated Harry recounts, via the two-way mirrors, his attempts to secure a date for the Yule Ball * Sirius and Remus arriving in a panic less than five minutes after Barty Crouch Jr was unmasked, with Sirius actually looking close to tears. They resolutely refuse to leave, no matter what Madam Pomfrey says, though they consent to be silent. Harry falls asleep holding both their hands. * Harry trying to sneak into Order meetings under the Invisibility Cloak, so Remus and Sirius get in the habit of Summoning his glasses before they start to check if heās in the room. Harry, with his fatherās cleverness, retaliates by teaching himself how to make things Unsummonable. * When Harry tells them that he has to go on a mission for Dumbledore, Sirius snorts and says, āYou donāt really think weāre letting you go off on your own, do you? Weāre coming.ā * The last time Harry sees Remus and Sirius before going to sacrifice himself, theyāre fighting back-to-back against a pair of Death Eaters. Harry whispers, āI love you. Donāt die,ā before turning away.
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ABSOLUTELY unmute this.
Iāve seen five different authors take down, or prepare to take down, their posted works on Ao3 this week.Ā At the same time, Iāve seen several people wishing there was more new content to read.Ā Iāve also seen countless posts by authors begging for people to leave comments and kudos.Ā
People tell me I am a big name fan in my chosen fandom.Ā I donāt quite get that but for the purposes of this post, letās roll with it.Ā On my latest one shot, less than 18% of the people who read it bothered to hit the kudos button.Ā Sure, okay, maybe that one sort of sucked.Ā Letās look at the one shot posted before that - less than 16% left kudos.Ā Before that - 10%, and then 16%.Ā Iām not even going to get into the comments.Ā Letās just say the numbers drop a lot.Ā Iām just looking at one shots here so we donāt have to worry about multiple hits from multiple chapters, people reading previous chapters over, etc.Ā And if I am a BNF, that means other people are getting significantly less kudos and comments.
Fandom is withering away because it feels like people donāt care about the works that are posted.Ā Why should I go to the trouble of posting my stories if no one reads them, and of the people who do read them, less than a fifth like them?Ā Even if you are not a huge fan of the story, if it kept your attention long enough for you to get to the bottom, go ahead and mash that kudos button.Ā Itās a drop of encouragement in a big desert.Ā
TL;DR: Passively devouring content is killing fandom.
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So much this
You know, kudos and comments are much beloved by all esp. yrs truly, but I have to say: Iāve been posting fic for 20 years, and I have never in my entire life had a story stay above a 1:9 kudos to hits ratio (or comments to hits, back when kudo wasnāt an option). Usually they donāt stay above 1:10, once theyāve been around for a few weeks.
I also have a working background in online marketing. In social media 1:10 is what you would call a solid engagement score, when people actually care about your product (as opposed to ālikingā your Facebook page so they could join a contest or whatever). If BNFs are getting 1:5 - and I do sometimes see it - that is sky-high engagement. Take any celebrity; take Harry Styles, who has just under 30M followers and doesnāt tweet all that often. He regularly gets 3-400K likes, 1-200K retweets. Iāve seen him get up to just under 1M likes on a tweet. Thatās a 1:30 engagement ratio, for Harry Styles, and though some of you guys enjoy my fics and have said so, I donāt think you have as lasting a relationship with my stories as Harry Stylesās fans do with him. XD;
Again, this is not to say we, as readers, should all go home and not bother to kudo or comment or engage with fic writers. That definitely is a recipe for discouraging what you want to see in future. But this is not the first post Iāve seen that suggests a 20% kudo ratio is the equivalent of yelling into the void, and Iām worried that we as writers are discouraging ourselves because our expectations are out of whack.
I think about this a lot, because itās important to know what a realistic goal to expect from an audience is, even though I admit it definitely is kind of depressing when you look at the numbers. I was doing reading on what sort of money you can expect to make from a successful webcomic, and the general rule of thumb seems to be that if your merchandising is meshing well with your audience, about 1% will give you merch. I imagineĀ āsubscribe to patreonā also falls in this general range.Ā
Stuff that is ONLY available for dollars are obviously going to have a different way of measuring this, but when it comes toĀ āIf people can consume something without engaging back in any fashion (hitting a like button, buying something, leaving a comment)ā the vast majority will.
And as a creator that is frustrating but as a consumer itās pretty easy to see how it happens. I have gotten steadily worse at even liking posts, much less leaving comments on ones I enjoy, since I started using tumblr. Itās very difficult to engage consistently. I always kudo on any fanfic I read and comment on the vast majority, but then again I donāt read a lot of fanfic, if you are someone who browses AO3 constantly/regularly for months or years, I could see how itās easy to stop engaging. I donāt remember to like every YT video or tumblr fanart I see, much less comment on them.
When we are constantly consuming free content itās hard to remember to engage with it or what that engagement means to the creators. And lol, honestly that sucks. Certainly as consumers we should be better about it. But also like, as a creator be kinder to yourself by setting a realistic bar of what you can achieve.Ā
And IMO, if numbers matter to you (kudos, comments, etc) be honest about the fact that you CAN improve those things by marketing yourself better. TheĀ āI just produced my art and put it out there and got insanely popular because it was just so brilliantā is less than a one a million chance. Lots of amazing content is overlooked every day because there is a lot of good content and a metric fuckton of mediocre to bad content. You can only SORT of judge the quality of your work based on the audience it generates, but if what you WANT is an audience there is way, way, WAY more you can be doing than simply producing whatever you immediately feel like. Marketing yourself is a skill and if you want the benefits of it you have to practice it.
I have a professional background in internet marketing as my day job and a moderate hobby business. My definition for āmoderateā is āit pays for itself, keeps me in product, and occasionally buys groceries.ā In the day job, which is for an extremely large global company, there are entire teams of people whose entire purpose of employment is to ensure a 3% conversion rate. Thatās it. That is for a Fortune 100 company: the success metric is for 3% of all visitors to a marketing web site to click the āsend me more infoā link. My moderate business that pays for itself has a 0.94% conversion rate of views to orders. Less than 1%, and itās still worth its time ā and this is without me bothering to do any marketing beyond instagram and tumblr posts with new product. I know it feels like no one is paying attention to you and youāre wasting your time if you donāt get everyone clicking kudos or commenting but I promise, I PROMISE, you are doing fantastically, amazingly well with your 10% rate. You probably arenāt going to go viral AND THATāS FINE. Youāre only hurting yourself if youāre expecting a greater return ā donāt call yourself a failure, because youāre NOT. Youāre just looking at it the wrong way. I promise, youāre lovely just the way you are.
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āif youāre a trans guy why are you wearing a braā listen my dude, unsure if you know but the day I came out as trans my breasts didnāt immediately retract into my body. they continue to exist. and wearing a binder - no matter how well it fits - for hours on end day in day out becomes unbelievably uncomfortable. wearing a bra as a trans guy doesnāt make you a Bad Transā¢. can we stop putting expectations on trans people to perform to the Good Trans Person Standards and being terrible to them when they donāt. other words, can people mind their own fuckin business when it comes to other peopleās bodies and what they do with them lmfao
this goes for giving trans women shit for not shaving too. there are a hundred and one reasons why someone may choose not to shave or not be able to. people empower cis women for not shaving (which is perfectly fine and great) and in the same breathe shame a trans woman for not choosing to shave. donāt force a higher standard of presentation onto trans people, especially when those presentations are rooted in stale expectations of gender.
Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you āwhat really happenedā, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.
Conspiracy Theorist: āThe moon landing was faked!ā
Me: āPfft, you believe in the moon?ā