sillisad

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

I live for these tropes, honestly!

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

does anyone have the foggiest

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

yoo joonghyuk is subjected to torturous masculinity prisons constantly in a meta sense. she's being typecast into the sigma male dark fantasy brooding hero guy in the novel. she's being subjected to whatever weird bullshit kim dokja happens to be perceiving her as on any particular day. a huge subset of the novels fanbase is hellbent on turning her into a BL alpha seme guy. but i perceive the truth and the truth is that han sooyoung was injecting her with estrogen for sex reasons while she was chained up in the kaizenix torture dungeon #enlightened

spose we're all feeping stupid today

artemis fowl au where minerva dOESN’T FUCKINB DISAPPEAR AFTER ONE BOOK AND IS NEVER HEARD OF AGAIN

For a m/m/f ship to be really good the woman has to be a smoker

For a m/m/f ship to be really good the woman has to be more emotionally repressed than the men are and doomed by the narrative to survive so she can keep the horrors going with her own two hands while the men are crying throwing up beating each other with steel pipes and collectively their unresolved situationship directly causes the misery of millions when they could've had a single real conversation and all calmed down