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Watching commercials for the first time in a while, and I am laughing at the little 'filmed before covid' disclaimers at the bottom for the ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings 🤣

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[scene at a social gathering]

*do not attempt

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the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺

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i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

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I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about

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animal crossing characters live such simple lives theyre like GRAPES??? ive never even seen those cunts before *pays you thousands of dollars*

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pre roman expansionism

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Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

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5. Depression being represented by like 6 blank chapters titled with months.

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Sphinx feet are deeply cursed and the curse is having to see sphinx feet.

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1998 nickelodeon trade ad

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It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

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“Adults kissing each other and getting mad”

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Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

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great news everybody! endgame has zero (0) oscars!

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What the fuck??? How did they get NOTHING

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They made a bad movie

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Hot Rod (2007), dir. Akiva Schaffer

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

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me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me:

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