You need to turn the sound on.  For the dragon’s voice.

I never knew a single thing about drakengard. This is the first and only thing I have ever seen from a drakengard game. How can the rest ever live up to this.

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

in the bible they dont talk about the 11th commandment (white tanktop with no bra) but its there

David Cleary!

Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

OP #2 mentioned a horse and I'm now thinking about how horses react like every flapping raincoat and umbrella and windblown plastic bag is a monster about to kill them and this level of anxiety is basically the equivalent it's like y'all are stuck in Horse Mode: Social Judgment Version.

why must we play god

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

Wtf do u even mean “the thread of prophecy is severed” if the grand design is so fragil as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there’s a better Destiny in store for those who hold tha scissors -_-