Quotes From Directors

Not all porridge is made of oats, Caleb

A man who brings knives to a murder CAN’T be bad

“I wear pants when I’m supposed to!”

Until you have a reason to avenge your father play your game

Don’t you ever wanna just put the role of “child chucker” on your resume

I’m so evil I’m gonna pour you some al•key•haul [sic]

Neener-neener boo boo I have all the armies that I want but I’m not gonna play with you because I think you might be evil

May it please your sinus

If you are a simmering pot of rage I’d like to lift the lid and see some

Method acting is the quietest way to a heroin addiction

Sometimes a bird is not just a bird

He’s back on team “murder Duncan”

Exactly!! Like he’s your king friend and he’s your buddy friend. In another play this would be a wacky comedy

Of COURSE it’s sad! I need a reason to kill him!

Be cool daddy-o

And [ravens] are the cutest omen of death

Once we’ve roofied them we can do whatever we want!!