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HAZBIN HOTEL (2024-) | Rosie preps Charlie in 1x07 "Hello Rosie!"

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val/rosie is being pondered on bsky lately. u can pry mommy issues val out of my cold dead hands so obviously i'm fully on board for this ship
niche post for me and the small handful of people who understand my vision, but up til now I've been very conflicted about whether I think Al sees Vox as the living embodiment of everything wrong with men (predatory, entitled, comfortable abusing power but crumples like paper mache the moment you put him on the back foot) or as Basically A Woman, Really, I Mean Just Look At Him (high energy, incomprehensible, fundamentally nonthreatening but very entertainingly so). and I've decided that the real answer is that Al swings between both perspectives based on his mood with absolutely no in between and no acknowledgement at any given moment he has ever felt differently. and in this way it can be argued that Alastor was technically the first person ever to clock Vox's genderfluidity.
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āoh but helena,ā you cry. āangel doesnāt think being gay is a sin. heās gay all over the place.ā to which I reply, first of all, BORING, and second of all, angel dust has embraced the mindset of āI love being a dirty sinner actually go fuck yourself #reclaimedā which, crucially, is not the same as problematizing the concept of sin as a whole or rejecting the idea that sexuality is or can be āsinfulā

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The Millie and Moxxie arc I really want next season is a "baby but not right now" arc. Too often there's a dichotomy drawn between getting an abortion and parenting but lots of people who get abortions want to parent! They just don't want to parent in this exact set of circumstances, right now. I want to see them cooing obnoxiously over baby clothes and setting up a hellish educational savings account and babyproofing their apartment and asking Stolas traumatizing questions about parenting and working through their fears mid battle and the abortion is a thirty second offhand flashback. Time delayed baby. Baby TBD.
radiostatic Ć get him back!
Alastorās relationship to women is incredibly peculiar and I would love to ramble about it but in the hazbin fandom if you try to go past the āAlastor The Perfect Feministā hc you get shot in the head
Musicians and cultural historians discuss how Cab's hair played into his celebrity
Found a very fun little segment from PBS about Cab Calloway and the politics of hair with Alastor implications. He does do a little hair flip! It's very Calloway!
Greed and Envy should have the most diversity of hellborn types, not only to represent the infinite ecological richness of the oceans, but because Mammon and Leviathan are locked in a constant oneupmanship battle to have the Most Types Of Guys. It's like Funko Pops to them. "Gotta have the most" vs "gotta have what everyone else is having" are not instincts that play well together.

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One thing I love about Hazbin Hotel that I never see discussed much, is how Charlie Morningstar is litteraly hells only second generation immigrant. All the Sinners, Lucifer, Lilith, the deadly sins were either born on earth or created in heaven. They're immigrants to hell who remember somewhere else. All the Hellborn species were created in Hell by the deadly sins and have no roots anywhere else. Charlie is neither. Its just another example of how she's so isolated and alone from even her closest friends and fammily. And also the way she extremely embodies second-generation immigrant tensions: feeling very proud of her birth home while also glamorizing her ancestral homeland, even if it turns out to be not quite a great as she imagined it, and also being very over-eager to please and show how well she's integrated... even if she doesn't quite belong to either world.
Knowing the creator I can't see that as entirely accidental.
Mid 18th century rococo felt like the perfect fit for Luciferās historical fashion spread! They didnāt really have catalogs back then, so have some fashion plates!
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More vintage Hazbin catalog pages: Fem!Alastor, Fem!Vox, Rosie, Niffty, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Vaggie, Valentino, Charlie, Alastor
Alastor is Creole & not necessarily a mixed biracial
Sorry, this is a pet peeve of mine, especially as a mixed person and one from a background where these distinctions are more easily recognised. I hope more people get that Creole =/= mixed race as we understand it today. Alastor couldddd be āmixed raceā, as in the biracial product of two diversely monoracially identified parents, but he most likely is straight up Louisiana Creole or even Black mixed with Creole, given the race relations of his region and era.
Louisiana Creole, like South African Coloured, like āLatinoā/Moreno (the racialised collective thought of as Mestizo, āPardoā & f.k.a. āMulatoā), is an ethnic group of multigenerationally multi-racially mixed people. Because of caste systems, these groups had their own status/esteem in society, and in such as in the cases of many French & Spanish colonies and South Africa ā their own communities.
Of the Overlords whose portfolios we don't know much about yet; I think it would be fun if Zestial used to be an information broker. Before Hell was a surveillance state and the regular exterminations winnowed down the population he could find any relative or old enemy (or at least ascertain if they were in hell or not). He's got that spider theming and the implication is that he's stepped back from power recently, which would make sense if his specialty became more or less obsolete with internet messaging boards. Of course technology isn't quite as pervasive as the Vees would like it to be, and some people don't want to be found. So he still takes a few retirement-jobs now and then.
Maestro, on the other hand, I imagine running a very boring import-export business that has nothing to do with opera. That's just a hobby.
The thing about Alastor and sex crimes is that he thinks they're cringe. It's embarrassing for everyone involved. For him, this is like going about life wearing full Joker cosplay. Fundamentally unserious behavior. Deeply unfortunate for everyone around you, but he's not morally opposed to it! He is maybe going to mock you about it though, quite possibly in a public venue.

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Technically speaking, poisonedapple could still be radioapple. Just very, terribly toxic. Include some entrapment and well-intentioned ābe friends!!ā along with forced societal politeness, a dash of Luās inability to recognize boundaries, Alās refusal to enforce his own boundaries, and you could get some seriously nasty misunderstanding soup.
Kind of like WFLT actually, but without the genuine affection and compassion that eventually rights the wrongs.
What I am reading into this ask (and perhaps this is wrong but it's what I'm reading into it) is some kind of circumstance where (1) Alastor starts being (enforced) nicer to Lucifer so as not to seriously fuck himself over w/r/t Charlie, the hotel, and his deal, (2) Lucifer misinterprets it in a very different and very unique direction, and (3) we end up in some sort of evil cursed one sided fake dating scenario.
I like it. Let me expand.
I think under point (2), the thing that would be very reasonable for Lucifer to misinterpret would be Alastor not being willing to just fuck off in the first place. Like, logically, if this big scary Overlord actually had a problem with Lucifer, he wouldn't be afraid of being kicked out of Charlie's hotel. He'd just leave. To all appearances, it's never been that serious to Alastor -- at best it's a weird hobby, or he's like cosplaying an peculiar Patron of old -- so why would he both stick around in the face of Charlie trying to make him be a nicer person and change his whole attitude towards Lucifer on a time? Why would he do that?
Well. Maybe he would do that if he didn't "hate" Lucifer in the first place, and he actually just felt very strongly about him in a not-very-demonic not-very-scary not-very-appropriate-for-a-terrible-Overlord way?
Basically Lucifer develops the read on Alastor that some r*dioapple shippers have about canon: that this is how Alastor behaves with an infatuation or a crush.
And, y'know. Lucifer is kind of lonely. He's kind of really lonely, actually.
So after Alastor starts being (enforced, mandatory) polite and noncombative with Lucifer, Lucifer turns around and starts being (earnest, well-intentioned) more solicitous and kinder to Alastor. Pretty much the only way he knows how to do that is by Creating And Giving Things, however, which Alastor is going to interpret as a transparently insincere effort to buy his tolerance, and which he will therefore have disdain for immediately.
But he can't openly disdain Lucifer, because Charlie will have a problem with that.
Vincent Whitman VS Anthony in a fistfight, on whom would you bet your money?
(Canon Vincent and Anthony, not Run run blood. Also I love run run blood, thank you forever)
hiii thank you anon i too love run run blood and iām glad others do as well <3
so like. obviously anthony but if vincent gets prep time i can see him holding his own for a little longer. the man was orchestrating elaborate workplace āaccidentsā to climb the corporate entertainment ladder, so we can at least give him a consolation prize for better strategy before anthony bashes his head in, lol. i also think heās more likely to have been on his college wrestling team but anthony is (a) scrappier and (b) by pretty much any interpretation of canon more likely to have experience getting beat to shit & beating others to shit. plus if weāre doing this in the modern era anthony is probably cracked out on PCP and therefore more likely to keep fighting despite injuries (letās hear it for dissociative anaesthetics <3). granted this would fuck with his judgement and balance and so on but i believe wholeheartedly that every fight anthony has ever won has taken place while he is high as a kite.
tl;dr vincent could get a hit or two in but anthony is winning the fight 9/10 times even if he leaves it with broken ribs. bite his dick off baby.