What Matters Is You

There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.

Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!

*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*

Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*

Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.

SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.

*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*

SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.

SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.

Interviewer: How can you tell?

SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.

*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*

Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*

Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!

Interviewer: What are you in for?

Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?

Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-

Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.

Interviewer: How long are you in for?

Bingge: 46 years.

*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*

Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?