Canadian Nichol

athena and eddie team-up is athena releasing a highly trained doberman with total confidence. athena and buck team-up is athena locking a pomeranian into her car and cracking a window

eddie is straight. and buck doesn’t have to sleep with everyone he has feelings for. eddie is straight. and buck doesn’t have to sleep with everyone he has feelings for. eddie is straight. and buck doesn’t have to sleep with everyone he has feelings for. eddie is straight. and buck doesn’t have to sleep with everyone he has feelings for. eddie is straight. and buck doesn’t have to sleep with everyone he has feelings for. eddie is straight. and buck doesn’t have to sleep with everyone he has feelings for. ok.

They’ve officially called Eddie straight three times and y’all know it’s Beetlejuice rules up in here; that means he’s GAY.

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

you can't tell me if 911 let maddie 'i like you way too much to set you up with my brother' buckley and eddie 'i was wondering why buck had a book in his hand but now it all makes sense' diaz interact they wouldn't roast the absolute shit out of everyone else in the room

anyway not many people know about it but maddie and eddie have monthly wine nights (when they can) where they get drunk on wine and bitch and gossip and talk about parenting and expectations and living their lives for others. chim hung out with them once and promptly decided he never wanted to deal with the combination of eddies sass + maddies sarcasm + alcohol ever again. buck hasn't learnt his lesson yet, but he pouts in betrayal at both of them when they say something mean and naively hopes they won't do it every time (they do)

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal