guys your assigned ilya of the day is actually really really happy, did you know this?

and then i think shane is crazy not only because of what he sends but WHEN he sends it. he’s taking 7 seconds in the middle of a media scrum to text ilya “i was thinking about sucking your dick when i scored that last point.” he’s waiting until ilya is at practice to send a voice note of him moaning. he’s going to the bathroom at family dinner with ilya and his parents and sending ilya a multi paragraph very earnest and detailed explanation of how and why he wants ilya to fist him along with a men’s health article about it. and ilya has to sit at the dinner table nodding and smiling while david talks about the snowy egret he saw on his walk the other day while his phone vibrates nonstop against his leg with shane’s incoming master thesis.

— by Ilya Rozanov

stop it right now

tastefully worded borderline ambiguous post on shane’s instagram featuring photos of them together on various scenic hikes standing at least 3 feet apart in every shot. followed by a tourist’s photo of them in ibiza with ilya with the worst sunburn of his life fully lobster red with both hands down the back of shane’s swim trunks grabbing his bare ass. followed by a tweet published on ilya’s twitter at 3:31am and deleted at 4:47am that reads YES I SUCK COCK YOUR MOTHER WAS GREAT TEACHER

all-stars of 👀👀

Heated Rivalry 1.04

shane, still leaking lube and cum out of his asshole: is this a trick question.

HUDSON WILLIAMS accepts the award for Best Lead Performer, Drama Series for his performance as Shane Hollander in HEATED RIVALRY at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards

oh yeah, Ilya really really wanted to see more of Shane

literally don’t talk to me