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acelessthan3

So either they let Jamie Lee Curtis keep the prop or she stole it

stormesandshowers

You won't believe how she snuck it out

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The VelociPastor (2018) dir. Brendan Steere

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a collection

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5weekdays

i BURST OUT laughing at this and when my dad in the next room asked "what's so funny" i said "nothing i can explain succinctly"

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Torment

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kalesrebellion

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

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this is what my phone recommended to me ....

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Dewey’s purse

(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)

maghrabiyya

Dewey is hard femme

tanyao

I feel like it’s worth mentioning he had a brick in there

eelizabit

it’s the first brick from stonewall

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mylarena

hey whats ur favorite eeveelution?

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vaporeon

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Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

mylarena

please reblog this btw ! solely bc i want to know more :)

fangirltakesall

Adam Young, AKA Owl City (yes, the "Fireflies" guy), is my favorite musician and this is only a tiny portion of the reason why.

Also, when I say it's about the Tom Hanks movie "Cast Away" from 2000, I mean it is literally written from the perspective of Wilson the volleyball.

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