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my three-year-old fruit bat just switched to linux

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

you've been summoned for july duty

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

Not to put too fine a point on it but Fat is a macronutrient. Like you need a lot more mass of it every day than all the vitamins combined. Like haha funny post but no really Fat is a nutrient yes your body is craving vitamin grease.

Yeah you can say that going to the grocery store has roguelike elements sure

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

eating a filling meal with like protien & vegetables actuallyu makes you feel a lot better than just a bunch of snacks has anyone tried this before

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease