✮ kaworubunga ✮

we should make a phone that gets colder when you use it and we can call it the coldphone

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

Apt. C

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

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i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing