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if i were an anime girl would you buy a figure of me be honest

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

my three-year-old fruit bat just switched to linux

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

you've been summoned for july duty

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

Not to put too fine a point on it but Fat is a macronutrient. Like you need a lot more mass of it every day than all the vitamins combined. Like haha funny post but no really Fat is a nutrient yes your body is craving vitamin grease.