Gliding, worrying, dreaming. Szarpać, gryźć, żuć.

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

happy first day of pride everyone

Listened to this on my way to work this morning!!

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

—Discworld fans who have read Night Watch every Glorious 25th of May

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

target audience reached (me)

@nerdfuckerrr

What’s that big empty space?

Desert and forests, mostly. Not many cities in that area.

bad and naughty americans get sent to the NULL STATE to atone for their crimes

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems