not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

hi *without intention or ability to start a conversation*

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.