The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

i can tell by the way you successfully manage your emotions and reactions that you’re never experienced trauma, because i personally have never even considered the idea of learning how to manage and deal with my trauma response rather than stew in it and bring it up every time someone tries to tell me im acting out of pocket

@maxleggy

CRAB MANDOLIN GUITAR THING! i want it

I need to get back in my coffin and take a little Dracula nap or snoozeferatu