big paleo

The Panem Nightlocks: Character Line Up

Guys, the incredible @little-lynx has done it again. Look at these incredible sketches she has done for the Panem Nightlocks Series. I’m obsessed. And I guess this is the perfect time to share some exciting news…we are working on a commission together to do character illustrations for some of your favorite chapters in The Panem Nightlocks Series universe! Starting with The Bet, there will be 8 illustrations from 8 different chapters coming soon, then will be The Challenge and lastly The Tutor.

Her bitterness is everything to me. Like she gets a mansion, the most expensive clothes, food, and other whatever money can buy, and one of the hottest guys to exist practically spread on a silver plate begging for her to fuck him, and she still is like 'literally fuck all of you.'

It was infuriating, she is the most sour person, and makes it everyone else's problem and I loved her for it.

Why we gotta have Feyre gaslighting herself in apologizing to Rhysand for standing up for her sister? When we can have Feyre telling Tamlin to go fuck himself for getting her gifts?

Acotar Feyre was switched with a changeling, no one can convince me otherwise.

Y’ALL WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT THIS INSTANT. CEASE! AND LOOOOOOOOOKKKKK

Bitch when I tell you he was my first anime daddy 😍😍

Like I don’t think y’all understand what I mean

Sesshomaru knew he couldn’t be fucked with when it came to showing up and out

I mean look at how his ass leaves a scene

He just screams bad bitch and big dick energy

And while we’re on the subject can we please admire that fucking custom made chinchilla fur bitch

I just know that shit was soft and warm asf

And no matter the fight that bitch never got a speck of dirt on it

I didn’t give not a fuck that he didn’t like humans either I was still happy asf to see him show up

He made an exception for Rin’s ass so why not me

Every time he came through I knew a fight was bout to break out

That’s because his mouth too slick and Inuyasha was always ready to run somebody they fade

Do y’all see that fucking smirk

This nigga knows Inuyasha not on his level yet

In conclusion I will bust it wide the fuck open for Sesshomaru anytime anyplace and not give one fuck about it

Scientists find a lost continent underneath the island of Mauritius

Scientists have long theorized that about 200 million years ago, a giant stretch of land connected what are now India and Madagascar to form an ancient supercontinent called Gondwana.

In a new paper, geoscientists finally concluded that not only was the supercontinent real, fragments of it still exist — sunken leagues beneath the tiny isle of Mauritius.

“Our findings confirm the existence of continental crust beneath Mauritius,” the paper says.

Researchers were first tipped off to the continental crust’s presence because of a strange feature that’s unique to Mauritius: The pull of gravity is particularly strong on the island. Read more

These horrific, sexist, racist paragraphs - screenshotted and shared for posterity by James Smythe, to whom we are all indebted - are the work of one Liam O’Flynn, a writer and English teacher. Evidently, they come from his book Writing With Stardust: the Ultimate Descriptive Guide for students, parents, teachers, and lovers of English, and are intended as examples of good writing.

UM.

Dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS SHIT. IT IS SUPER GROSS AND FETISHISTIC AND ALSO TERRIBLE WRITING. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. 

Like I just. “Her virility-brown eyes -” WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? How can you have an “Amazonian figure” ON a “wafer-thin body” when “figure” is a word that describe’s a body’s shape, and Amazonian means pretty much the DIRECT FUCKING OPPOSITE of “wafer-thin” in the first place?  What the shitting fuck does ANY of this mean, apart from “I am only nebulously familiar with the concept of women and completely at a loss if I can’t compare their various bodyparts to jewels, animals and footstuffs”?

STOP 

GO TO WRITING JAIL

GO DIRECTLY TO WRITING JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200

lovers of english

“I loved her nebulous, eden-green eyes which were a-sparkle with the ‘joie de vivre’. They were like two beryl-green jewels melted onto snow.”

1. what the fuck is joie de vivre

2. melted jewels?

3. beryl green

eden green:

You guys here is the description of the book on Amazon.

This entire post was a trip.

That last comment is more inspirational than it should be.