Cloud Nine.

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

How about instead of going to work I go into the forest, summon an eldritch deity, and let it loose on the public.

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

ok guys help me settle this are people tea or soup

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR