wildly ambitious and irresponsibly horny

everyone needs to calm down about everything right now. unless you are worked up for a legitimate reason then of course, you should be angrier maybe. what I’m saying is let’s all take it down to a 1 or 2. unless of course you need to be at an 11.

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

biting off more than i can chew. but. well. i guess i like to bite

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

hi it's your boss. yeah we found your blog. we are getting you put down.