wildly ambitious and irresponsibly horny

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies