hi im Ophie

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

To be fair, I only saw the Taylor Swift thing one time, but I force closed the app and I've been avoiding it ever since

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

you didn't even need to be busy tbh

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy