"Oh, And She's Also Very Pretty."

me, ripping some grass out of the ground: AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF

me doing the pacer: as if you could outrun me

Me, stabbing my food with a fork: I’m designed to kill

my special talent is ruining a perfectly good day just by overthinking

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

11 year old you is a fucking genius 

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game